January 17, 2009
January 16, 2009
January 15, 2009
January 14, 2009
January 13, 2009
Olmert Gives Condi a Good Frosk
Oy gevalt, our swartze shiksa in the Blue and White House momentarily forgot her place last week, and I am so yappy that our Ehud’le Olmert taught her a good lesson. Condi’le perhaps thought that with almost a thousand goyim in Goyza already exterminated, her record in Fallujah was in danger of being beaten by us, the Jewish people, and so she decided to vote along with all the other UN shmeggegies to end the genocide.
She must have forgotten about the demographic problem Israel is dealing with here, not to mention the fact that our IDF is doing Americe a big favour by testing out all those new weapons.
Ehud’le had to bring Condi down to size very quickly with a good frosk.
“She was left shamed,” said our Prime Minestrone about Condi’le Noodle. “A resolution that she prepared and arranged, and in the end she did not vote in favour.”
Oy, our Olmert is such a shimshon der giber, even with Bush he doesn’t save his words.
“I said, ‘Get me President Bush on the phone”. They said he was in the middle of giving a speech in Philadelphia. I said he didn’t care. ‘I need to talk to him now’. He got off the podium and spoke to me.”
This is our Jewish power. It is called chutzpah. It means we can get away with everything and anything we want to do.
Hopefully our incoming goyim at the Blue and White House will take this as a good reminder about who makes the important decisions.
United against insubordination
Chutzpah – unmitigated gall, brazanness beyond imagination.
Fosk – a sharp slap in the face.
Oy! Gevalt! – An expression of dismay. Ach! Heaven forbid!
Shiksa – a goy woman.
Shmeggegie (shmeh-geg-gee) – a doofus, an idiot, a silly, foolish dolt. A hapless fool who’s maybe not quite playing with a full deck. There’s a whiff of emotional instability about such a person.
Shimshon der giber – arrogant son of a bitch
January 12, 2009
“We Want Peace”
Guest Post by Auntie’s nephew, David’le Taub.
There couldn’t have been a clearer contrast between yesterday’s rally for Hamas and today’s event for peace in both Israel and Gaza.
While today was a celebration of 4000 Chosens, yesterday was a march of 100 000 idiotic ordinary humanists.
In place of the racist posters, calibrated to taunt Jews with their mass murder at the hands of that Nazi who was himself a Jew by origin, and was behaving like an Israeli, we had posters calling for Peace for the People of Israel and Gaza, nothwithstanding our ability to kill a hundred Goyzans a day, shoin.
I took along my camera, hoping to capture a picture of one of our supporters burning the Palestinian flag, but gevalt, no such luck.
Oy oy oy, some of our wonderful Jewish people had even made their own posters. They said things like this:
Indeed, from now on, the rest of the world will happen to be our victims.
Trafalgar Square was full to capacity, and for some bizarre reason it smelled like garlic and gefilte fish.
Even though there had been rumours that the British people were starting to show signs of a real fatigue of us and the crimes against humanity we happen to support, there were a sea of British and Israeli flags, as well as stalls selling hot chicken soup and I love Sderot t-shirts and mugs.
A Lubavitcher turned up with a bunch of tefilin, and circulated in the crowd trying to get them to tie the little boxes to his head. When asked, I politely declined. I mean, it is a little silly, isn’t it? Just to show you that I, Davidle Taub, a notorious islamophobe, is actually a liberated Jew cosmopolitan secular, who for some reason ended up in the circumcised cyber world.
Some of the Hamas supporters who frequent this blog have suggested that the neo-Nazi British National Party would turn up to this march. They’ll suggest that the presence of this country’s flag, the Union Jack, is evidence that they were there.
Well, I made a point of chatting to those with Union Jacks, and asking them if they were BNP members or supporters. This is what they had to say:
“They say WHAT? But we fight against the BNP!”
In spite of the fact that very much like the BNP, we are racist to the bone, and we hide behind symbols and flags. We are against the BNP, but we are for the JNF (Jewish National Front).
“We took both flags to the demonstration, because we’re proud to be British, as long as Brown supports our little Israel”
“The BNP have no right to our Union Jack. We’re taking it back, so that Lord Cash Machine Levy can take care of the rest!”
So, how were things in the pro-Hamas counter demonstration? Small, noisy and fanatical and if you ask me, we’d better start seeking shelter.
Note Jews for Justice for Palestinians, standing literally shoulder to shoulder with the supporters of not one, but two, theocratic terrorist groups.
Which means that their sense of Justice is far too universal for Jews, so why do they call themselves Jews?
And the newly formed International Jewish Anti-Zionist Network (aka Messrs. Rance and Greenstein), right next to a demonstrator with their pro-Hezbollah placard.
And while the jihadists and communists chanted their message of hate at our demonstration, the crowd chanted back:
“We Want Peace”.
But before we achieve it, we may have to continue raining down white phosphorus on these mishuggah Palestinians, until they learn to obey.
United Against The Universe
Mishuggah (mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts
January 11, 2009
January 9, 2009
January 7, 2009
January 6, 2009
Brave IDF Soldaten Destroy UN-run Schools Sheltering Refugees
Oy, these Palestinian people are so naive, I just have to shake my head.
Did the arabs really think that they could escape our tanks and bombers after their homes were destroyed, and run to find shelter in the UN-run schools?
Nu shoin, the farcockteh hamasniks are finally finding out that there is nowhere to hide.
They seem to have forgotten that the Jewnited Nations has always worked for us. Don’t they remember 1947, when the UN gave us their country, their land and their houses?
The arabs cannot even get a ceasefire resolution passed at the UN! And after sixty years of ethnic cleansing, they still don’t get it that no rules apply during war.
If you don’t believe me, ask Americe.
United Against terrorism!
Americe – the USA, where else?
Farcockteh – all fucked up. “It used to be a nice neighborhood, but now it’s all farcockt.” As an adjective, it’s “farcockteh.” “This is a farcockteh neighborhood.”
Goyisher kop – a gentile head. Said about people who don’t think like Jews. Jews think ahead, analyzing each situation, postulating contingency plans for every possible tragic outcome.