We’re bound for Treblinka
But in only a blink of an eye
We’ll be flying in the sky
You and me-e-e-e!
Our spirits soa-oaring
Forever free!”
Oi would you check out this clip?! The way Jackie Mason spits whenever he says the word ‘Arab’ is beautiful! Such grace, such eloquence, such poignancy. The man is so Jewish he manages to speak in a Noo Joy-zee accent even though he is from Wisconsin. That takes some doing! It is like sounding like a Glaswegian if you were born in the Golan Heights. Such talent. I wonder did he study acting with Lee Strasboyg?
Now it seems that Mr Mason (who I admit I have a slight crush on) is not just a comedian. He is a historian too. But he has a few little glitches to iron out. He tells us ‘Not only do the Arabs (spit) not belong there (spit) but they were never there in the first place. (dribble) They never existed as a people or as an entity.’
Oi this is wonderful news. But then he tells us that the Palestinians were originally persecuted by Syria & Jordan & that’s how they came to live on our land. He says ‘Many of them were annihilated, so how come they don’t ask for anything in return?’
Good question. When someone murders my family I want to be offered a cash alternative.
I tell you, the whole thing stinks like a gefilte fish that’s been left in the fridge for 3 days because you had to rush out to recue T’ziga’le from the Police station again and you forgot to clean it out.
United Against Racism!
Hoy, my neighbour kinder Tziga’le, he has some big ambitions. He wants to go Hollywood. I told him Hollywood is too far and the Holy Land would be far better. But he wants to be Metro Goldween Meyer or at least Chaimke Schpilberg. I told him, if he wants to be like Chaimke Shpilberg or Moisha’le Filini, he will have to learn from people like Yossa’le Scorsese.
So now he takes film classes in the shul near the Yeshiva on Sundays. They have a young Rabbi named Yanka’le Polanski who teaches them how to make musical films about the Shoa and our suffering. Last week they learned about Charlie Chaplin and his hidden Zionist message. In case you didn’t know, Charlie was working for us. Because he was so clever, everyone was sure that he was a true humanist.
You look at this film and judge for yourself. And take it from Auntie, instead of popcorn and coca cola, you’d better get some hot fresh rogalch from the nearby deli.
United Against Everyone
Despite recent developments, Tziga’le’s creative juices are overflowing. He spent the weekend creating this lyrical video clip about us, the musical people of Israoel.
Oy Vey, at the moment he is gearing up to meet the challenge posed by the delegation of sayanim who paid him a visit in the middle of the night, which I will write more about when I have strengthened myself after the WIZO ladies buffet lunch, where Tziga’le will be our special guest speaker…
United Against Racism!
“tRance’le,” I said, “Mein Kinde, what’s going on with you this time?” He sniffled and made his way to my computer to show me this page from Wikipedia, where no less than 466 enemies of his are identified. “I can’t take it any more, Auntie Ziona,” he said. “I thought those video clips Tziga’le made of me, I mean the ones made by Azmond, Finkelstein, Gibsohn and Carter, would stop this hate campaign against me and make me a popular boychick. I was wrong. My list of enemies has expanded rather than contracted, and I don’t know what to do any more!”
I had a look at the page and could not believe my eyes! So many people trying to stop agent 007.01 from carrying out his important work for Zion at Wikipedia, could it be true? I had to sit down. “And look at the horrible names they are coming up with here, Auntie Z.”, he said, “such as Bash rrance, Bedwetter Rance, Diarrhea Rance, HangTrot, Imprison RRance, and Rancie Stink. They despise me.”
“But tRancie, mein Kinde,” I said, “who are these people? Are all of them anti-Zionists?”
“Most of them, Auntie,” he said. “But some just don’t like my face, some are anti-Socialist, some are anti-Bolshevik, some are anti-Ashkenazi, some are anti-grandfathers, some are anti-Londoners, some are anti-babysitters and some are anti-atheists. But some of them are real Socialists and true humanists, and they just read through me.”
“But tRancie,” I said, “are you mad? You are collecting enemies the way Auntie Shelomi collects Hannukah recipes. You are paid to be a Sayan, not to bring a new Shoa on our people, what is wrong with you? All these people who hate you so much will come for all of us eventually… and tRanci’le, have you ever asked yourself why they all despise you so much? Is it because you are such a wonderful man? We are talking here about hundreds of people. A researcher could use this material as a case study for anti-semitism!”
I managed to calm him down with some borscht and a promise that I would take him for lunch at Blooms on Saturday, but after he left, something occured to me. A crazy notion, to be sure, but knowing tRancie the way I do, it could be a distinct possibility.
Could tRance’le himself be the person behind 95% of those so-called “sockpuppets”, to make it seem that he is being attacked by anti-zionist, anti-semitic, holocaust-denying Goyim, thus currying more favour with the Israeli Embassy and hoping for a little bonus? If so, and I know I’ve said this before…..our tRancie is more clever than he looks.
United Against Racism
In the picture is the zayde of a very naughty boy.
Tante Zionushke is concerned that a few of the family members reading this might be confused. Confused? We don’t want ourselves confused, that’s not right, so I will explain for you.
First of all, family members, Mony’le and tRance can’t seem to decide if Wikispeedio is important or if it’s not. Who knows? Do you? I dunno, but I get confused and so if I do, I know you do too, my little bubelahs. They told me, but I know it too, I’m a healthy woman, it’s all about making sure that there is total control, and if that’s what ya have to use, ya use it, and so I know you do too.
Mony’le has been trained to sneer at anyone who uses Shwickypeedio as a source, (except when he’s using it, and that’s good, Mony’le… keeping them confused is what we need to do, swing back and forth… long as it’s them being confused, mein lieblein.) We saw that when he was doing his job on that dago yenta, (using the very kosher Aleph-Alef list … he changes its spelling so I don’t know what it is, but he says it’s all good and only our people are allowed on it, so I am for it, even if they are for a two states “solution”, and I hate that word! It sounds too much like final solution and now I feel sick in my stomach. Let me rest.
Oy, now I’m better. I had some Brioschi and can finish this letter to you all. Except for Mony’le and the yenta who like a big state in the holy land. The Alephoids (he used that word and it sounds alien to me, but I didn’t to study chemistry like he did, so I bow down to the wisdom that lies in the sheep’s skin) like the two states thing and that is wrong. We are all for one state, one state for all our people and this is what we are promised and it’s ours and this is why we talk about it all the time so that no one knows any more what does that mean! We are clever, and don’t you forget it!
So, Mony’le doesn’t like the Schiwikeepeedia, but tRance does like it so much he has a rented room there, and we know he’s an atheist Grandpa that likes the Jazz. We need to know these things, because family is important, but don’t tell G-d you don’t believe in him no more! He might really get back at you for it, tRancnik. Don’t even tell Inbarushke, because she believes you are the G-d and this is why she keeps to feed you nice things that she learned how to cook back in Isroel.
So, to wickey or not to wickey… you boychiks have to get yourselves on the same page. Then, keep doing what you do to distract. This is what you are there for to do.
But, what I feel sad about is tRance looking for the help in the Scots champagne people. Haggis is not kosher, tRance’le! It looks so bad to cry for help in public like that way for your own problems, when we have to do it one by one, email by email, phone call by phone call, cell by cell. What you doing to send a letter like that, that those who can’t stand you leak around? You look like the big crybaby of the year! What they have to do for you, those peoples? They have to stop all their propagandas for the Arab invaders of our holy land and then to do something special for you? tRance’le ya mossik! That isn’t good looking! You make the anti-semites to laugh at you.
It’s not about you, it’s about the land, the people, the freedom and our good names as a people, which you always remember to say you belong to. Don’t make them to laugh you out of the town! Wise up! This is a little good advice from me and you better listen up and be good, because you spend so much of time as it is with the jazz player’s Webby Page that maybe no body even goes to read it, and time is money.
United Against Racism!
My darling nephew, Mony Gripstein, just drew my attention to an appeal posted at his blog from tRance’le, where he gives credit to that horrible Gilad Atzmond for the beautiful video clips about tRancie, which my neighbour Tziga’le has spent months creating. Of course Tziga’le is very upset about tRancie’s ingratitide.
Seemingly, our favorite Sayan 007.01 Roland tRance is feeling the heat from every possible direction. Rumour has it that at a meeting of the Scottish PSC on Monday night, they reached a unanimous agreement that the SPSC will not endorse tRancie’s “abusive language” being posted on their discussion board. According to Mony’le, this cold-hearted decision was apparently made in response to our tRancie’s heartfelt e-mail to the Scottish PSC.
RRance said…
My dear comrades at azvsas, something terrible is happening to me…
I am SO upset. After opening my heart and posting on the Scottish PSC message board all my fears and angst about the YouTube videos making such a terrible exposure of my work at Wikipedia, they are ignoring me, and worse still, laughing at me. I appealed for their support, solidarity and a united political response from the Left….and instead I have become the joke of the Palestine Solidarity Movement.
The antisemitic piece of filth Gilad Atzmon has now gone beyond all reasonable bounds. He has posted scores of abusive videos about me on YouTube and elsewhere
Auntie Ziona says: As far as Tziga’le is concerned, we know exactly who is it that he is serving, and so do you, my little liebe, since you are both serving the same master. For which we salute you.
And I spoke last night with Liz Davies, whose advice was basically that a libel action, even if successful, could cost thousands of pounds and ruin my life for several years.
In any case, a political response is needed here. Particularly since Atzmon is still taken seriously by parts of the left and the solidarity movement. Ths SWP maintains links with him (although for the first time in several years, he is not scheduled to take part in Marxism this year), and he spoke at a meeting of Exeter PSC last week. …So I am asking comrades for any advice about stemming and defeating this wave of vile personal, political and racist abuse which I am facing, I hope to start a discussion about how we oppose this tendency (of which Atzmon is the most egregious example, though unfortunately he is not alone), and I am appealing for your support and solidarity in confronting this harassment, which is clearly intended to destroy my political credibility……..
Roland
Takhia Filastin!
Hoy, my Tziga’leme Jewish Felini is such a clever boy. May I say it, I really love my Neighbour. I don’t really know how he did it, but he managed to get hold of a telephone conversation between Red Sayam 007.01, also known as Roland tRance, and a receptionist Shikze at a call centre in Louisiana.
All along I have been sure that it was the anti-Semites who were removing Sayan 007.01’s clips from YouTube. Now I realize that it was Sayan 007.01 himself.
Our man at Wikipdia realised that as an exposed agent, he may lose his day job at the Israeli Embassy.
Hoy tRance’le, don’t you worry. Isroel and Ziona are right behind you. Keep up the pressure on the anti-Semites.
United Against Racism!