Oy, I love our Tzipi’le as much I loved her father, Eitan.
She understands what “Come home for Christmas” is all about. It means that we, the Jewish people, will come back home to Gaza’le. And we will capture all these mishuggeneh islamofascist Hamasniks.
This is what Christmas means for us, a time to bring Hannuka to the arabs and let the goyim see the light through our candles. I hear some of the Gazans have even started eating grass, so I bet those shnorrors will appreciate a little firework display after such a long fast.
And you mustn’t think our Tzipi’le spends all her time playing with her collection of war paraphernalia! She’s also been looking at the problem of a million and a half too many Arab Israelis within our borders, and managed to work out a kleine final solution.
Nu shoin, she may even be the new Golda, with the koyach to get rid of all the remaining mishuggeneh muslims and restore Greater Israel to its biblical borders, just like the map etched on papa’le Eitan’s gravestone.
United Against the Goyim!
koyach (KOY-akh) – inner strength, the heart for something.
mishuggah (mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts, insane.
shnorror (shnor-ror) – A begger; someone who always looking for a handout or a free ride; someone who’s continually sponging off others.
kleine – small
Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone 