Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

August 1, 2008

Jew-U-Wish Upon A Star?

Filed under: Anti-Semistism, anti-semite, anti-semites, Nazis, retribution, shoah, Zionists — auntieziona @ 4:26 pm

Oi! These Germans are meshugas! Look at this cartoon. It proves it. They are mad. First it shows a 1 little tiny little poor Jew pillaging the land. Then it shows little Yiddish fairies penetrating books, theatres, factories, banks, buildings of commerce. Are these Germans on drugs? Do they think all Jewish men are poofty fairies?

That reminds me I must chase up my retribution claim forms….

July 6, 2008

Oi vey! We are having a party!

I didn’t say anything to anybody because I don’t want any fuss, presents, flowers, cakes or cards – but yes I admit it, I admit it, it is my wedding anniversary coming on August 10th (23 Golders Green Crescent, London, NW11. The front door bell is broken – I keep telling him to fix it – but deliveries, can be left in the double-fronted garage).

I said to Mony’le, I said ‘Mony, my little Kneidlach, what music shall we have for the party? Should it be kletzma? Should it be sad violins’? He said ‘Auntie Ziona, I know the perfect song for us all to dance to! And there is a video film to go with it which we can project on the wall’ (us Jews we love projecting!)

Oi here it is, the most beautiful, funny song ever. I cant wait! We can hold hands & dance!

April 23, 2008

Oi Ken: Diss the Jooos, We’ll make you loose!

I am so happy with our Board of Deputies and their smear campaign against this Mayor Ken Livingstein. At the end of the day, it is us the Jewish people who suffered for at least 2000 years, it is down to us to decide who should run London and what is left of the British Empire. This Jew-hater Livingstein is an horrible man, a communist who wants to share everything, a multi-race apologist, a supporter of Palestine liberation and an Arab-lover in general . We should have destroyed him a long time ago.

Think about the congestion charge, what a dreadful anti-Semitic idea! It doesn’t make any sense to me that innocent Jews from Golders Green and Hendon, people who survived the Holocaust as well the Inquisition and the destruction of the temple should have to pay any money when driving into town. We are not like the apathetic English People who eat bacon and read the Sun, we are different from these Caribbean people who shake their booty in Notting Hill once a year. We, the Jewish people are real victims, with real scars and real agony to do with our real disastrous past.

Thanks God for our leaders and our people in media and academia who got together and decided to destroy this mayor Livingstein. If we want to run this country, we should first take its capital. Then we decide what to do with the rest. It has been done before. If our Americans brothers can do it, no reason why we shouldn’t give it a go.

But may I tell you the truth. Initially, I was slightly worried because of the Independent Jewish Voices. I was afraid that these Independent kosher Voices, who promised to defy the all voice of the Board of Deputies, would rush to rescue this Amalek Mayor Livingstein. But, guess what, they did nothing for the mayor. Nothing, nada, zilch! I tell you why, because even our Independent ‘vocal’ brothers and sisters know deep in their heart that what is good for the Jews is good for humanity. Maybe they ain’t that independent after all.

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