Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 15, 2008

Wiki plays ball with our Rahm

Filed under: Benjamin Emanuel, Google, Irgun, Islamophobia, Israel, Rahm Emanuel, Wikipedia — auntieziona @ 2:13 pm

Oy gevalt, the meshugener goyim created such a plotz about our Benjamin’le’s innocent remark. They assumed that Rahm’s papale was saying that Obambi himself was only fit to clean the floors of the Blue and White House!

To keep the Arab street from kvetching, Rahm’le had to instruct our Wiki sayanim, Jayjg and Avraham to quickly remove Dr. Emanuel’s page from Wikipedia, and our boys at Google to sanitise the page from even the Google cache!

Luckily Auntie Shelomi made a snapshot of Dr. Benjamin’s original Wiki entry for her altar, or it would have been lost forever.

The WIZO ladies of Golders Green will be paying tribute to Dr. Benjamin and his heroic contribution to the creation of Israel tomorrow with a marathon baking session, with the winning babka to be couriered across the Atlantic first thing on Monday morning to our Benjamin’le in Illinois.

United Against the Goyim!

November 10, 2008

Blue and White House

Filed under: Barak Obama, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Mossad, Rahm Emanuel — auntieziona @ 2:02 am

In case you didn’t know, the motto of Mossad is the biblical “By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt do War”.

Nu shoin, we are are such a little nation amongst the nations, so we have to trick everybody if we really want to win.

Luckily enough the Goyim are naive, and G_d forbid they ever find out how clever we really are.

Did they actually think that we would fund a president for bupkes, for nothing, in spite of him being black? For those who do not know, Obambi’s campaign broke all fund raising records in the history of America. And it is our money.

In practice he was not really elected. It took a mountain of shekels to buy the presidency as well as the Blue and White House, and the mensch who brokered the deal is our Chicago Mossad operative, Rahm Emanuel, an ex-IDF soldier far to the right of President Bush when it comes to supporting Israel.

Oy vey, our Rahm’le learned his tactics at the knee of his Irgun papale, and he’s so ferocious a Zionist that even his own mamele calls him Rahmbo.

In case you didn’t know, it was Emanuel who had this anti-semite Clinton on a short leash, using our slut, Monica Lewinsky, to bring an end to Clinton’s reign in the Oival Office by getting her to talk about Bill’s spritzen on her skirt.

Because our Rahm’le is so clever, as well as short, he is very good at dealing with things below the belt.

United Against the Americans!

November 8, 2008

IDF in the White House!

Silly American shelmazels, they really thought that they could liberate themselves and get us out of their lives.

They thought that they could punish the Republicans for the Wolfowitzes and the Perles and the Adelmans and the Libbys.

They didn’t realise that within 24 hours with Obambi, they would have an IDF soldier running the White House.

This is so funny! Because of the political correctness, people are so afraid to confront our ultimate power. Consequently, we are having a non-stop party at the expense of humanity.

Obambi’s newly-appointed Moishe Gross, Rahn’le Emanual, is no doubt the real thing. He may even be the Messiah, yet I would expect him to ride a white donkey rather than a black president.

In an interview with Ma’ariv, his papa’le, Dr. Benjamin Emanuel, said he was convinced that his son’s appointment would be good for Israel. “Obviously he will influence the president to be pro-Israel… Why wouldn’t he be? What is he, an Arab? He’s not going to clean the floors of the White House.”

Nu Shoin, what you would expect of a proud father?

The American shelmazels do not understand that we are their terminal disease. They remove us from the spine, within twenty four hours they find us in the kidneys. Once they try to treat the kidneys, we settle in the brain, what they call the White House.

Oy oy oy, just one of the beautiful Israeli things our Rahm’le mentions in The Plan: Big Ideas for America, is the coming introduction of something very much like our own glorious IDF for all Americans from age 18 – 25, not only for the bagels, but also for all the kugels.

I tell you the truth, very soon the American people are going to miss Wolfowitz and Libby, because with our Emanuel in office, it is just a question of time before American war planes carry Star of David symbols.

And take it from Auntie Ziona, nothing is wrong with that! If you fight the Israeli war, why not use some Jewish symbols for decoration?

United Against The Americans!

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