Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

June 30, 2008

Jackie Mason Talks the Peace

Oi would you check out this clip?! The way Jackie Mason spits whenever he says the word ‘Arab’ is beautiful! Such grace, such eloquence, such poignancy. The man is so Jewish he manages to speak in a Noo Joy-zee accent even though he is from Wisconsin. That takes some doing! It is like sounding like a Glaswegian if you were born in the Golan Heights. Such talent. I wonder did he study acting with Lee Strasboyg?

Now it seems that Mr Mason (who I admit I have a slight crush on) is not just a comedian. He is a historian too. But he has a few little glitches to iron out. He tells us ‘Not only do the Arabs (spit) not belong there (spit) but they were never there in the first place. (dribble) They never existed as a people or as an entity.’

Oi this is wonderful news. But then he tells us that the Palestinians were originally persecuted by Syria & Jordan & that’s how they came to live on our land. He says ‘Many of them were annihilated, so how come they don’t ask for anything in return?’

Good question. When someone murders my family I want to be offered a cash alternative.

I tell you, the whole thing stinks like a gefilte fish that’s been left in the fridge for 3 days because you had to rush out to recue T’ziga’le from the Police station again and you forgot to clean it out.

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May 3, 2008

A goal for every Jewish Victim

I couldn’t wait for the Sabbath to pass so I can log on and inform you all that we have now managed to bring the Holocaust to the heart of British football
Just hours after leading his Chelsea team to their first Champions League final with a black band strapped to his hand in the memory of the Holocaust, Avram Grant found perspective at Auschwitz, where he said “his pride at Israel’s emergence from the horrors of the Holocaust surpassed any football achievement.”

All I have left to say is Mazal Tov.

Im yirze Hashem, from now on Chelsea will score a goal for every Jewish victim who perished in the Holocaust. And all of London’s football hooligans will come to celebrate Israeli Independence Day with us in Golders Green.

But listen to me achim, and even Jewish Bolshevik comrades. We have to be very careful here. We must make sure that Liverpool is not bought by a Saudi tycoon who may appoint a Palestinian coach, who may even decide to train the Goyim to score goals in the name of every Palestinian refugee…because if the UN is telling the truth, there are 6 million of those around the world.

This is called in Yiddish “Hoy Vey in its making”.

April 22, 2008

Let’s keep it in the family (don’t tell the Goyim)!

Filed under: Arabs, experiments, goyim, human shield, IDF, Israel, mercy, Nazis, Palestinian, racism, soldiers, terror, truth — auntieziona @ 2:17 pm

My sister from Hendon sent me this disgraceful front page article from the Independent : “Our reign of Terror, by the Israeli army” .

A convoluted piece of diatribe made by self-hater IDF soldiers who were so keen to tell the Goyim how horrible they feel about themselves. Oi vey, is all I have to say. Israeli soldiers admitting to behaving like Nazis is really the last thing we need on British press on a Sunday.

Believe me, I pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming when I read these lines:

“He (the Israeli commander) put his weapon literally inside the (Palestinian) kid’s mouth. ‘Anyone gets close, I kill him. Don’t bug me. I kill. I have no mercy.’

Or these lines, my Got:

“We did all kinds of experiments to see who could do the best split in Abu Snena. We would put [Palestinians] against the wall, make like we were checking them, and ask them to spread their legs. Spread, spread, spread, it was a game to see who could do it best. Or we would check who can hold his breath for longest.

Nu shoin, this is not exactly gassing people or inquisition. But, let’s face it, it is not really nice to find out that the sons of Israel behave like Nazis.

I felt so angry with these anti-semite Israeli soldiers who insist on telling the truth without being asked. It is true, we do not have that much mercy for the Goyim in general and Arabs in particular, but why can’t we just keep it in the family? To go and tell it all to the Goyim is just insane. It is worse than committing suicide. I tell you, these solders are a bunch of Meshigines.

I was about to call for revenge, and even to suggest a date for crucifixion, which is exactly what we love to do to our self haters and meshigine traitors. But then guess what, I realised that I was so wrong. These Meshigine soldiers all fit nicely into the Zionist master plan. It is all subversive spiel that the Goyim wouldn’t understand in million years.

The trick here is so simple. As you can see, no more than half a dozen guilt-ridden Israeli platoons can save our entire tribe. The Goyim love us full of remorse. They loved to be fooled by our repentance. They love us confessing, because it allows them to love themselves.

Let’s face it, the Goyim do not love us at all. We cannot really blame them. They see through us, and they don’t like what they see. But as much as they detest us, they really cannot stand themselves being anti-Semites. As much as they hate us, they cannot stand themselves being racist bigots. And this is exactly where our Jewish self-haters come into play. All these Chopsky, and Finkelstoin and Shamir and Blankforce and Azmoned, and these IDF traitors in the Independent, they all come to serve one purpose. They make us, Jews, look like normal human beings. People who can sin from time to time, yet feel guilty and repentant about it all, and ask for redemption. Our self-haters make us all look like Christians, so that the Goyim can like us. Our self-haters help the Goyim handle their anti-Semitism.

Thus, we have to nourish our self-haters. They make the Jews look liberal and peaceful. We need our self-haters to be loud so that we can quietly build more settlements in the West bank, and cut the energy and food supply to Gaza. Just to make sure that these imperialist Palestinian terrorists stop this wave of terror against us.

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