Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

September 30, 2008

Shana Tova with Rabbi Bush

Filed under: Uncategorized — auntieziona @ 5:35 pm

Koisher President Burning Bush is getting himself ready for Rosh Hasahna dinner with his Friends, Great Choen Wolfy, Gefilthe Libby and Greenspan (as opposed to Gripstein).
But just before he has to address the Goyim…..Nu Shoin, Auntie Ziona is not going to stop him

United Against Goyim

September 28, 2008

Aunties Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Sarah’le

When I saw your new film clip I told Mony’le to pack our suitcases & head for Denmark because these goyam will want to kill us all. Even despite the rising cost of british gas.

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die

I know that you are on anti-depressents so you are obviously slightly fragile. But please please please leave suicide to the palestinains and this meshigine bin loiden. It is our job, as jews, to induce suicide in other people, not practice it ourselves. And Sarah’le what you did in your film is very dangerous for us all. Poor Mony’le is making a cup of tea right now wearing his gatkes and a gas mask made of Schnizel.. He is terrified & it is your fault.

Now, it is true that jews should vote for this black man who loves israel. We all know that he is the best one for us. But why not just send an annonimous email? Using our Jewish media like the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and this Foxmanl News. Why to make the film, print the Tshirt & sell the mugs? When we jews run a war or paying for a Marxist revolution we find some clever ways to do it all.

Sarah’le my engale, everybody can see from your film that you vote for what is best for israel, not what is best for America , this makes you a trator. Look what they did to the meshigine boy from Califirnia who fought in the Taliban. They wrapped him up like a boil-in-the-bag duck al’orange & put him piece of kaken to rot for 20 years! You see Sarah’le, the goyim will start to realise that all this Credit Zimes is our Job. As you know, here in the Palestinian solidarity they know about Mony’le and Tranc’le. It won’t take long before the Americans see through us.

Now that I have told you off I will now give you 1 compliment. It is quite clever the way you adopt the persona of a spoilt racsist jewish princess when that is what you actually are. Oi!!! Very clever indeed.


September 22, 2008

Auntie’s Open Letter to Paul McCartney

Filed under: Beetles, Israel, Paul McCartney — auntieziona @ 5:09 pm

Dear Sir Paul’le, I want to tell you from the bottom of my heart that we, the Jewish people are so happy you are coming to Tel Aviv to spread peace & love & vegetarian pop. Oi it is so beautiful!! Paul’le I have to admit I didn’t know your music very well before, because you don’t play much kletzmer & when you said things like ‘all you need is love’ I just didn’t relate to it at all. But now, even after you paid that horrible pirate woman for a divorce, I see it costs over NIS 500 (£100) to see you dancing singing live! Oi!!! I think u must be a very important man!

We, the Jewish People, who have suffered & schlepped more then anyone else in history, are profoundly regretful that we refused you entry to Israel all those years ago. Now we realise that your hit song, ‘The Fool on the Hill’, refers to Jesus Christ & the Sermon on the Mount, so we can all be friends again for peace & love & tofu – oi oi oi!

Now, Paul’le I would also like to apologise for all the letters you have been sent by these silly jewish lefties. I do hope that when you open these letters, while eating yr goyim breakfast with your new beautiful millionairess tzayzke who is 25 years younger than you, that their words don’t upset you too much. I suspect really Paul, that these little lefties think that by writing you a letter, they are somehow associated with your glory. It is sad but we have to admit it. This is why they like to fixate on celebrities like you & this meshigine sax man Galil Atzmoned, who I think you even played with once.

Have a wonderful concert my little Beetle!

Love Auntie Ziona XXX

p.s You know your friend John’s song : ‘Imagine no posessions. It’s easy if you try. Imagine there’s no Country, above us only sky.’ Well if you see one of the Palestinians you won’t have to imagine anymore. We made your dream come true!

I found some footage of you on youtube – you are very handsome boy! And you’re voice is not bad either.

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