Aunties Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Sarah’le

When I saw your new film clip I told Mony’le to pack our suitcases & head for Denmark because these goyam will want to kill us all. Even despite the rising cost of british gas.

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I know that you are on anti-depressents so you are obviously slightly fragile. But please please please leave suicide to the palestinains and this meshigine bin loiden. It is our job, as jews, to induce suicide in other people, not practice it ourselves. And Sarah’le what you did in your film is very dangerous for us all. Poor Mony’le is making a cup of tea right now wearing his gatkes and a gas mask made of Schnizel.. He is terrified & it is your fault.

Now, it is true that jews should vote for this black man who loves israel. We all know that he is the best one for us. But why not just send an annonimous email? Using our Jewish media like the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and this Foxmanl News. Why to make the film, print the Tshirt & sell the mugs? When we jews run a war or paying for a Marxist revolution we find some clever ways to do it all.

Sarah’le my engale, everybody can see from your film that you vote for what is best for israel, not what is best for America , this makes you a trator. Look what they did to the meshigine boy from Califirnia who fought in the Taliban. They wrapped him up like a boil-in-the-bag duck al’orange & put him piece of kaken to rot for 20 years! You see Sarah’le, the goyim will start to realise that all this Credit Zimes is our Job. As you know, here in the Palestinian solidarity they know about Mony’le and Tranc’le. It won’t take long before the Americans see through us.

Now that I have told you off I will now give you 1 compliment. It is quite clever the way you adopt the persona of a spoilt racsist jewish princess when that is what you actually are. Oi!!! Very clever indeed.

Our Man Rance at Wikipedia

Oy vey, it seems to be not a good year for our Sayanim. First it was Mony who was exposed closing down Palestinian sites, and now our king Sayan, Roland Rance, has been exposed as a Zionist Wikiman. As proud as we are of his masterful editing on Wikipedia of biographies of troublesome people, we really did not want the goyim public to become aware of his activities.

As funny as it may be, Tziga’le was commissioned by the Israeli embassy here in London to make a short film about Rance’s activities. It was supposed to be shown on Rosh Ashana at a private party in the Odeon, in Golders Green, to celebrate 40 years of Jewish Marxist Sayanim. Nu shoin, there may be no good reason to celebrate anymore, but at least I can show it to my audience….

Ladies and Gentelmen, Zios and Zionas, here he is, our Wiki Man, Mr Roland Rance. We are hoping that this clip and its catchy tune will at least make it to the Top of the Pops.

22 May 2008 – Shocking update! The targeting of our man Rance at Wikipedia by extremely anti-semitic elements within YouTube (which we wrongly assumed the chosen people had long ago taken control over) is being fought tooth and nail by our Sayanim world-wide. The effect of this campaign to prevent Roland from achieving the fame he deserves is actually uniting Jews across the spectrum – kosher Jews, Israeli Jews, diaspora Jews, orthodox Jews, atheist Jews, Socialist Jews, ordinary Jews, Jews with Special Needs, Jews of all colours and sexual persuasions. We will never be divided again!

The Ladies of Wizo have managed to locate 41 different free video clip hosting services on the internet, have opened accounts at all of them, and have uploaded all of Trancie’s clips at each one! Roland is going to become more and more famous with each new attempt to silence him on YouTube by the neo-nazis! Holocaust-deniers be damned, United we will Overcome.

A Zionist Conspiracy to Wreck Wikipedia

The Auntie Simones call it “conspiracy” but we call it a proper plan!!!