Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

May 19, 2008

Our Man Rance at Wikipedia

Filed under: Israel, Jews, Roland Rance, socialists, Wikipedia, zionism, Zionists — auntieziona @ 4:32 pm

Oy vey, it seems to be not a good year for our Sayanim. First it was Mony who was exposed closing down Palestinian sites, and now our king Sayan, Roland Rance, has been exposed as a Zionist Wikiman. As proud as we are of his masterful editing on Wikipedia of biographies of troublesome people, we really did not want the goyim public to become aware of his activities.

As funny as it may be, Tziga’le was commissioned by the Israeli embassy here in London to make a short film about Rance’s activities. It was supposed to be shown on Rosh Ashana at a private party in the Odeon, in Golders Green, to celebrate 40 years of Jewish Marxist Sayanim. Nu shoin, there may be no good reason to celebrate anymore, but at least I can show it to my audience….

Ladies and Gentelmen, Zios and Zionas, here he is, our Wiki Man, Mr Roland Rance. We are hoping that this clip and its catchy tune will at least make it to the Top of the Pops.

22 May 2008 – Shocking update! The targeting of our man Rance at Wikipedia by extremely anti-semitic elements within YouTube (which we wrongly assumed the chosen people had long ago taken control over) is being fought tooth and nail by our Sayanim world-wide. The effect of this campaign to prevent Roland from achieving the fame he deserves is actually uniting Jews across the spectrum – kosher Jews, Israeli Jews, diaspora Jews, orthodox Jews, atheist Jews, Socialist Jews, ordinary Jews, Jews with Special Needs, Jews of all colours and sexual persuasions. We will never be divided again!

The Ladies of Wizo have managed to locate 41 different free video clip hosting services on the internet, have opened accounts at all of them, and have uploaded all of Trancie’s clips at each one! Roland is going to become more and more famous with each new attempt to silence him on YouTube by the neo-nazis! Holocaust-deniers be damned, United we will Overcome.

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3 Comments »

  1. I think it’s a wonderful ditty about Rancie, and it highlights his main achievements in life so very well. Well done, Tziga’le.

    The ladies at WIZO have uploaded it to 27 different YouTube accounts now, in case those goyim anti-semites try to get Rancie off the airwaves again. We simply won’t allow it. We stand by you, Rancie. Together forever, for Zion.

    Comment by Mrs Rubenstein — May 19, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

  2. who ever wrote this track deserves a fat record deal with warner bros. I cant stop singing it. Auntie do you have representation?

    Comment by Anonymous — May 20, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

  3. Auntie should represent NW11 in the next Judeo-vision contest.

    Chamike Sheli

    Comment by Anonymous — May 20, 2008 @ 5:54 pm


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