Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 21, 2008

Kosher Bigotry


Here in England the goyim are so strange. They really go after those people from the BNP, but they somehow fail to see that we are racist to the bone!

Yesterday our president Shima’le Peres said to the Times:

“If Switzerland were to build a nuclear bomb, we would not be necessarily alarmed. But I would not say Ahmadinejad has a Swiss temperament”.

Oi vey, I think this is the most racist comment anyone has ever said! But luckily for us, instead of throwing Shima’le out of the country, the royal goyim turn him into a knight.

But take it from Auntie, Shimale is not the only racist. This is what Tzipi’le had to say yesterday to the United Jewish Communities General Assembly:

“We need not to forget the ultimate goal of the State of Israel,” she said. “We need to keep the nature of the State of Israel, the character of the State of Israel, as a Jewish state because this is the raison d’etre of the State of Israel.”

And this is what Auntie wants to hear. Israel is our state, it is Jewish and it is for Jews only!!! All the other people can just piss off. There are enough countries for the Arabs. Israel is our one and only Jewish state.

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July 6, 2008

Oi vey! We are having a party!

I didn’t say anything to anybody because I don’t want any fuss, presents, flowers, cakes or cards – but yes I admit it, I admit it, it is my wedding anniversary coming on August 10th (23 Golders Green Crescent, London, NW11. The front door bell is broken – I keep telling him to fix it – but deliveries, can be left in the double-fronted garage).

I said to Mony’le, I said ‘Mony, my little Kneidlach, what music shall we have for the party? Should it be kletzma? Should it be sad violins’? He said ‘Auntie Ziona, I know the perfect song for us all to dance to! And there is a video film to go with it which we can project on the wall’ (us Jews we love projecting!)

Oi here it is, the most beautiful, funny song ever. I cant wait! We can hold hands & dance!

May 30, 2008

Internationale in Yiddish

Filed under: Auntie Ziona, Internationale, Jews, Mony Gripstein, Proletarians, racism, tRance, Yiddish — auntieziona @ 1:39 am

This is the kind of YouTube clip that makes Auntie Ziona happy.

A clip that brings to light the entire truth about Jewish revolutionary social awareness and the struggle for true equality…

A clip that proves that we the Jews are at the forefront of the fight against racism…

A clip that proves that we the Jews are at the forefront for Palestine…

A clip that is there to show the world that as far as the ‘Internationale’ is concerned, we the Jews are the leading force…

We are young, we are sexy, we are the true proletarians and when I say ‘we’, I don’t mean just Mony’le and tRance’le, I include Potty’le as well…

Enrich your spirit and watch it here.

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May 17, 2008

How Can Anyone Suggest that Jews Don’t Like Water?

Filed under: Jews, Mony Gripstein, Mony'le, racism, Star of David, Water, zionism — auntieziona @ 9:34 pm

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May 13, 2008

My Mony’le is an angel

Hoy hoy hoy, why do they pick on my Mony’le and his criminal past? So he did what he did with the credit card, but just because he was trying to relieve the banks of their ill-gotten gains, because he is a true socialist. So he was slightly violent with some Jewish kids, but it was only because he was trying to make them into Trots like himself, and they resisted. So he was operating as a crypto-Zionist for 30 years, but he did it because he is a genuine Zionist for real.

This is what our politicians are sometimes forced to do, to go beyond reasonable measures in order to help others. Look at our Israeli president, who only tried to relieve some women of their lower abdominal gefiltes. So now they call him a rapist. And what about the Israeli prime minister who got some money in envelopes. All he was trying to do was to relieve the envelopes of unnecessary content so he could put in Shana Tova cards instead. So now they call him a gonef. This is very painful for me to see.

People don’t see the angel in Mony’le, Olmert and Kazav! They seem not to see the real Zadik in my little nephew, all they see is the credit card criminal, the racial hate record, and the violence against the copy machine. This pains me deeply, because I am so united against racism.

Auntie Shelomi saw an angel in her dream last night. She was sure that it was Mony’le. She described it to me and I think she was right, it must have been a vision of Mony’le shown to her by the Elohim, no less.

He is now going to the gym, as you can see.

May 6, 2008

The Auntie Ziona Jewish Film Festival

Filed under: clips, film, Jewish, racism, Tziga'le, YouTube — auntieziona @ 2:40 pm
My next door neighbour Tziga’le Cinemazky is so clever with his YouTube clips. He really knows how to get the right message across. He is so united against racism that he can hardly see anyone or anything else.

From time to time, I find it hard to follow his message because he is so clever, but somehow he always warms my heart. I look at his clips and feel the same special pride I felt after the Six Days War.

Here is Tziga’le’s latest:

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April 22, 2008

Let’s keep it in the family (don’t tell the Goyim)!

Filed under: Arabs, experiments, goyim, human shield, IDF, Israel, mercy, Nazis, Palestinian, racism, soldiers, terror, truth — auntieziona @ 2:17 pm

My sister from Hendon sent me this disgraceful front page article from the Independent : “Our reign of Terror, by the Israeli army” .

A convoluted piece of diatribe made by self-hater IDF soldiers who were so keen to tell the Goyim how horrible they feel about themselves. Oi vey, is all I have to say. Israeli soldiers admitting to behaving like Nazis is really the last thing we need on British press on a Sunday.

Believe me, I pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming when I read these lines:

“He (the Israeli commander) put his weapon literally inside the (Palestinian) kid’s mouth. ‘Anyone gets close, I kill him. Don’t bug me. I kill. I have no mercy.’

Or these lines, my Got:

“We did all kinds of experiments to see who could do the best split in Abu Snena. We would put [Palestinians] against the wall, make like we were checking them, and ask them to spread their legs. Spread, spread, spread, it was a game to see who could do it best. Or we would check who can hold his breath for longest.

Nu shoin, this is not exactly gassing people or inquisition. But, let’s face it, it is not really nice to find out that the sons of Israel behave like Nazis.

I felt so angry with these anti-semite Israeli soldiers who insist on telling the truth without being asked. It is true, we do not have that much mercy for the Goyim in general and Arabs in particular, but why can’t we just keep it in the family? To go and tell it all to the Goyim is just insane. It is worse than committing suicide. I tell you, these solders are a bunch of Meshigines.

I was about to call for revenge, and even to suggest a date for crucifixion, which is exactly what we love to do to our self haters and meshigine traitors. But then guess what, I realised that I was so wrong. These Meshigine soldiers all fit nicely into the Zionist master plan. It is all subversive spiel that the Goyim wouldn’t understand in million years.

The trick here is so simple. As you can see, no more than half a dozen guilt-ridden Israeli platoons can save our entire tribe. The Goyim love us full of remorse. They loved to be fooled by our repentance. They love us confessing, because it allows them to love themselves.

Let’s face it, the Goyim do not love us at all. We cannot really blame them. They see through us, and they don’t like what they see. But as much as they detest us, they really cannot stand themselves being anti-Semites. As much as they hate us, they cannot stand themselves being racist bigots. And this is exactly where our Jewish self-haters come into play. All these Chopsky, and Finkelstoin and Shamir and Blankforce and Azmoned, and these IDF traitors in the Independent, they all come to serve one purpose. They make us, Jews, look like normal human beings. People who can sin from time to time, yet feel guilty and repentant about it all, and ask for redemption. Our self-haters make us all look like Christians, so that the Goyim can like us. Our self-haters help the Goyim handle their anti-Semitism.

Thus, we have to nourish our self-haters. They make the Jews look liberal and peaceful. We need our self-haters to be loud so that we can quietly build more settlements in the West bank, and cut the energy and food supply to Gaza. Just to make sure that these imperialist Palestinian terrorists stop this wave of terror against us.

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