Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 14, 2008

"What is he, an Arab?"

Oi vey, Rahm’le Emanuel, our Mossad shpion in the white house is really too polite to the Arabs. Maybe it is because he was initially trained as a ballerina.

Read for yourself:

“Obama’s incoming chief-of-staff, Rahm Emanuel, apologized to an Arab-American group for his father’s line when asked about his loyalties: “What is he, an Arab?”

“Today, Rep. Emanuel called Mary Rose Oakar, President of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, apologized on behalf of his family and offered to meet with representatives of the Arab-American community at an appropriate time in the future,” said an Emanuel spokesman, Nick Papas.”

Rahm’le, don’t you forget that it is our money you are playing with.

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November 8, 2008

IDF in the White House!

Silly American shelmazels, they really thought that they could liberate themselves and get us out of their lives.

They thought that they could punish the Republicans for the Wolfowitzes and the Perles and the Adelmans and the Libbys.

They didn’t realise that within 24 hours with Obambi, they would have an IDF soldier running the White House.

This is so funny! Because of the political correctness, people are so afraid to confront our ultimate power. Consequently, we are having a non-stop party at the expense of humanity.

Obambi’s newly-appointed Moishe Gross, Rahn’le Emanual, is no doubt the real thing. He may even be the Messiah, yet I would expect him to ride a white donkey rather than a black president.

In an interview with Ma’ariv, his papa’le, Dr. Benjamin Emanuel, said he was convinced that his son’s appointment would be good for Israel. “Obviously he will influence the president to be pro-Israel… Why wouldn’t he be? What is he, an Arab? He’s not going to clean the floors of the White House.”

Nu Shoin, what you would expect of a proud father?

The American shelmazels do not understand that we are their terminal disease. They remove us from the spine, within twenty four hours they find us in the kidneys. Once they try to treat the kidneys, we settle in the brain, what they call the White House.

Oy oy oy, just one of the beautiful Israeli things our Rahm’le mentions in The Plan: Big Ideas for America, is the coming introduction of something very much like our own glorious IDF for all Americans from age 18 – 25, not only for the bagels, but also for all the kugels.

I tell you the truth, very soon the American people are going to miss Wolfowitz and Libby, because with our Emanuel in office, it is just a question of time before American war planes carry Star of David symbols.

And take it from Auntie Ziona, nothing is wrong with that! If you fight the Israeli war, why not use some Jewish symbols for decoration?

United Against The Americans!

November 5, 2008

Masel tov, Obambi, Goy of the Year!

Filed under: Barak Obama, election, Kenya, Obambi, USA — auntieziona @ 11:16 am


Congratulations… or should I say “Ponguezi”?

Today we are all Swahili!

Oi oi oi, my Obambi’le, you had all the WIZO ladies in tears last night.

We know you are good for the Jews. Let’s not forget how hard our Sarah Silverman worked to recruit some elders from Miami for you. And even our prominant zionist, Alan Darshowitz, stopped being a neocon and became your fan when he realised that you were going to win.

We always know on which side our bread is shmaltzed, and you are our man. Why should it matter if you were born in Kenya or Zululand or Congo or Hong Congo? For us, you are a mensch as long as you provide the cash and fight our wars.

Masel tov, my Obambi’le. I am spending the morning in my kitchen with Auntie Shelomi, and later we will be sending some kugel to the White House, for a nice change you can believe in!

United Against Racism!

September 28, 2008

Aunties Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Sarah’le

When I saw your new film clip I told Mony’le to pack our suitcases & head for Denmark because these goyam will want to kill us all. Even despite the rising cost of british gas.

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die

I know that you are on anti-depressents so you are obviously slightly fragile. But please please please leave suicide to the palestinains and this meshigine bin loiden. It is our job, as jews, to induce suicide in other people, not practice it ourselves. And Sarah’le what you did in your film is very dangerous for us all. Poor Mony’le is making a cup of tea right now wearing his gatkes and a gas mask made of Schnizel.. He is terrified & it is your fault.

Now, it is true that jews should vote for this black man who loves israel. We all know that he is the best one for us. But why not just send an annonimous email? Using our Jewish media like the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and this Foxmanl News. Why to make the film, print the Tshirt & sell the mugs? When we jews run a war or paying for a Marxist revolution we find some clever ways to do it all.

Sarah’le my engale, everybody can see from your film that you vote for what is best for israel, not what is best for America , this makes you a trator. Look what they did to the meshigine boy from Califirnia who fought in the Taliban. They wrapped him up like a boil-in-the-bag duck al’orange & put him piece of kaken to rot for 20 years! You see Sarah’le, the goyim will start to realise that all this Credit Zimes is our Job. As you know, here in the Palestinian solidarity they know about Mony’le and Tranc’le. It won’t take long before the Americans see through us.

Now that I have told you off I will now give you 1 compliment. It is quite clever the way you adopt the persona of a spoilt racsist jewish princess when that is what you actually are. Oi!!! Very clever indeed.


June 5, 2008

Oi Obambi, Take Your Tongue Out…

Filed under: Barak Obama, election, Israel, USA — auntieziona @ 1:56 pm

Auntie can’t take it anymore!!!

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