Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 19, 2008

A Shikse with a Yiddisher Kop

Oy oy oy, we are so happy to hear that Hillary has accepted the Secretary of State position from our Obambi’le.

Condoleeza’le will be able to sleep well at night when she goes off to play the piano, knowing that Hillary is on the job.

Our Hillary has supported Israel for such a long time, even more so than her husband Bill, and she was the one who urged him to make “a different decision” when he was the President and the US once failed to use its veto to protect Israel in the Security Council.

Our Hillary’le is having a fantastic week, with Israel’s blockade of food and medical supplies into Gaza and the tanks rolling into Rafah on Tuesday. She’s been in favour of cutting off US aid if Palestine doesn’t do what we, the Jews, want, since before her husband was President.

When asked about the possibility of a Palestinian State, she stated: “There is no question mark next to me. There’s an exclamation point. I am an emphatic, unwavering supporter of Israel’s safety and security.”

Oy vey, what more could we ask for? She may be a shikse, but she’s a shikse with a yiddisher kop.

In 2005, she visited our Israel and met with Ariel Sharon, who she described as “a courageous” man. Then she chose to have her photo-op at the Israeli settlement of Gilo, built on land confiscated from Palestinians, and one of nine settlements and 78 checkpoints enclosing Bethlehem.

And our Hillary’le stood in in front of the separation wall that the government of Israel was building with American money, and praised the wall, calling it a “fence” and a “security barrier to keep terrorists out,” even though the UN World Court had declared that it was “contrary to international law”. She even had the chutzpah to say she had “taken the International Court of Justice to task for questioning Israel’s right to build the fence”!

Oh yes, we can forget about the UN World Court and the United Nations messing in our business any more once Hillary comes to power. Hillary loves the Jewish people, and she supports all of Israel’s ways of oppressing and eventually expelling all the Palestinians remaining west of the Jordan River. She is one of us.

We can remain tranquil, knowing that our Hillary also hates Iran. She said, “the dire threat posed by the potential of a nuclear-armed Iran, not only to Israel, but also to Europe and Russia. Just this week, the new president of Iran made further outrageous comments that attacked Israel’s right to exist that are simply beyond the pale of international discourse and acceptability. During my meeting with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, I was reminded vividly of the threats that Israel faces every hour of every day … It became even more clear how important it is for the United States to stand with Israel…”

With Rahm’le Emanuel as Chief of Staff and Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, Obambi is really giving the Arabs the middle finger. We can sit beside the pool and relax, knowing that there will be no change in his Middle East policies.

Mazel Tov, Hillary!

United Against the Arabs!

Shikse – Any non-Jewish woman, often referring to the curvy blonde that every loving Jewish mother fears her son will marry
Kop – head
Goyim – non-Jewish people

Cross-posted at The People’s Voice

November 14, 2008

"What is he, an Arab?"

Oi vey, Rahm’le Emanuel, our Mossad shpion in the white house is really too polite to the Arabs. Maybe it is because he was initially trained as a ballerina.

Read for yourself:

“Obama’s incoming chief-of-staff, Rahm Emanuel, apologized to an Arab-American group for his father’s line when asked about his loyalties: “What is he, an Arab?”

“Today, Rep. Emanuel called Mary Rose Oakar, President of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, apologized on behalf of his family and offered to meet with representatives of the Arab-American community at an appropriate time in the future,” said an Emanuel spokesman, Nick Papas.”

Rahm’le, don’t you forget that it is our money you are playing with.

United Against the Goyim!

November 10, 2008

Blue and White House

Filed under: Barak Obama, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Mossad, Rahm Emanuel — auntieziona @ 2:02 am

In case you didn’t know, the motto of Mossad is the biblical “By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt do War”.

Nu shoin, we are are such a little nation amongst the nations, so we have to trick everybody if we really want to win.

Luckily enough the Goyim are naive, and G_d forbid they ever find out how clever we really are.

Did they actually think that we would fund a president for bupkes, for nothing, in spite of him being black? For those who do not know, Obambi’s campaign broke all fund raising records in the history of America. And it is our money.

In practice he was not really elected. It took a mountain of shekels to buy the presidency as well as the Blue and White House, and the mensch who brokered the deal is our Chicago Mossad operative, Rahm Emanuel, an ex-IDF soldier far to the right of President Bush when it comes to supporting Israel.

Oy vey, our Rahm’le learned his tactics at the knee of his Irgun papale, and he’s so ferocious a Zionist that even his own mamele calls him Rahmbo.

In case you didn’t know, it was Emanuel who had this anti-semite Clinton on a short leash, using our slut, Monica Lewinsky, to bring an end to Clinton’s reign in the Oival Office by getting her to talk about Bill’s spritzen on her skirt.

Because our Rahm’le is so clever, as well as short, he is very good at dealing with things below the belt.

United Against the Americans!

November 5, 2008

Masel tov, Obambi, Goy of the Year!

Filed under: Barak Obama, election, Kenya, Obambi, USA — auntieziona @ 11:16 am

Congratulations… or should I say “Ponguezi”?

Today we are all Swahili!

Oi oi oi, my Obambi’le, you had all the WIZO ladies in tears last night.

We know you are good for the Jews. Let’s not forget how hard our Sarah Silverman worked to recruit some elders from Miami for you. And even our prominant zionist, Alan Darshowitz, stopped being a neocon and became your fan when he realised that you were going to win.

We always know on which side our bread is shmaltzed, and you are our man. Why should it matter if you were born in Kenya or Zululand or Congo or Hong Congo? For us, you are a mensch as long as you provide the cash and fight our wars.

Masel tov, my Obambi’le. I am spending the morning in my kitchen with Auntie Shelomi, and later we will be sending some kugel to the White House, for a nice change you can believe in!

United Against Racism!

September 28, 2008

Aunties Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Sarah’le

When I saw your new film clip I told Mony’le to pack our suitcases & head for Denmark because these goyam will want to kill us all. Even despite the rising cost of british gas.

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die

I know that you are on anti-depressents so you are obviously slightly fragile. But please please please leave suicide to the palestinains and this meshigine bin loiden. It is our job, as jews, to induce suicide in other people, not practice it ourselves. And Sarah’le what you did in your film is very dangerous for us all. Poor Mony’le is making a cup of tea right now wearing his gatkes and a gas mask made of Schnizel.. He is terrified & it is your fault.

Now, it is true that jews should vote for this black man who loves israel. We all know that he is the best one for us. But why not just send an annonimous email? Using our Jewish media like the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and this Foxmanl News. Why to make the film, print the Tshirt & sell the mugs? When we jews run a war or paying for a Marxist revolution we find some clever ways to do it all.

Sarah’le my engale, everybody can see from your film that you vote for what is best for israel, not what is best for America , this makes you a trator. Look what they did to the meshigine boy from Califirnia who fought in the Taliban. They wrapped him up like a boil-in-the-bag duck al’orange & put him piece of kaken to rot for 20 years! You see Sarah’le, the goyim will start to realise that all this Credit Zimes is our Job. As you know, here in the Palestinian solidarity they know about Mony’le and Tranc’le. It won’t take long before the Americans see through us.

Now that I have told you off I will now give you 1 compliment. It is quite clever the way you adopt the persona of a spoilt racsist jewish princess when that is what you actually are. Oi!!! Very clever indeed.

June 9, 2008

This is The Kind of Humour Auntie Doesn’t Like

Filed under: AIPAC, Barak Obama, Hilary Clinton, Jews, Jon Stewart, self haters — auntieziona @ 8:22 am

Tziga’le, tRanc’le, Mony, you must do something about this.

United Against Wit

June 5, 2008

Oi Obambi, Take Your Tongue Out…

Filed under: Barak Obama, election, Israel, USA — auntieziona @ 1:56 pm

Auntie can’t take it anymore!!!

United Against Racism!

April 19, 2008

Only a Goy can be such a fool

This Jimmy Cunter really learned his lesson in Heretz Isroel this week. He thought that because he was once President of America, he could tell the Jews what to do and how to do it.
I tell you, this anti-semite president Cunter lives in the past. Nowadays the American Presidents all know that it is the Jews who tell them what to do rather than the other way around. We are telling them what to do not because we are that clever or rich. It is just because we have a plan for this world. We always had a plan for humanity to offer while the Goyim have none. We invented almighty G_d, we invented the church, we came up with socialism and later with liberalism and even this Freud, who tells people what they think for real, was one of us.
Yes, there is one thing we didn’t invent, it is called Islam and you can all see what a mess it is. I tell you, if I never hear another word of Arabic in my life, it will be too soon! In our Jewish world we always know who are the baddies and who are the goodies. We always know who is Koisher and who are the devils. And guess what, we always know how to get others to fight the devils. We are a very simple act to follow. And most importantly, we are associated with wisdom and success, so people really like to be around us. Except this idiotic Jew-hater Jimmy Cunter.
Even this new joker Barak Obambi, who pretended to be a hard nut to crack, is now begging for us to tell him what to do. He even stood up against his Veteran president a day ago, denouncing him talking to those terrorists who plan to bring a new shoah on our innocent people in Isroel.
Look at this anti-semite Cunter, what is it that he wants? He says that he wants to bring peace and hope to the Middle East. If he was as clever as he claims to be, he would understand that our people’s hope doesn’t live in peace with anyone else’s hope. This Goy Jimmy believes that peace should be made by both parties. Let me tell you, only a Goy can be such a fool.We don’t believe in a dialogue. We believe in stick and carrot. We believe in lobbying, we believe in ourselves. We believe that our G_d will punish our enemies when we tell him to do so. Just because our G_d knows that if he fails to provide the goods, we can always dump him and invent a new one.

Together Against Racism!

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