Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

May 29, 2008

Comrades help ME! (It’s all about ME, after all)

Filed under: anti-semite, jazz, Mony Gripstein, tRance, Wikipedia, YouTube, zionism — auntieziona @ 7:23 am

In the picture is the zayde of a very naughty boy.

Tante Zionushke is concerned that a few of the family members reading this might be confused. Confused? We don’t want ourselves confused, that’s not right, so I will explain for you.

First of all, family members, Mony’le and tRance can’t seem to decide if Wikispeedio is important or if it’s not. Who knows? Do you? I dunno, but I get confused and so if I do, I know you do too, my little bubelahs. They told me, but I know it too, I’m a healthy woman, it’s all about making sure that there is total control, and if that’s what ya have to use, ya use it, and so I know you do too.

Mony’le has been trained to sneer at anyone who uses Shwickypeedio as a source, (except when he’s using it, and that’s good, Mony’le… keeping them confused is what we need to do, swing back and forth… long as it’s them being confused, mein lieblein.) We saw that when he was doing his job on that dago yenta, (using the very kosher Aleph-Alef list … he changes its spelling so I don’t know what it is, but he says it’s all good and only our people are allowed on it, so I am for it, even if they are for a two states “solution”, and I hate that word! It sounds too much like final solution and now I feel sick in my stomach. Let me rest.

Oy, now I’m better. I had some Brioschi and can finish this letter to you all. Except for Mony’le and the yenta who like a big state in the holy land. The Alephoids (he used that word and it sounds alien to me, but I didn’t to study chemistry like he did, so I bow down to the wisdom that lies in the sheep’s skin) like the two states thing and that is wrong. We are all for one state, one state for all our people and this is what we are promised and it’s ours and this is why we talk about it all the time so that no one knows any more what does that mean! We are clever, and don’t you forget it!

So, Mony’le doesn’t like the Schiwikeepeedia, but tRance does like it so much he has a rented room there, and we know he’s an atheist Grandpa that likes the Jazz. We need to know these things, because family is important, but don’t tell G-d you don’t believe in him no more! He might really get back at you for it, tRancnik. Don’t even tell Inbarushke, because she believes you are the G-d and this is why she keeps to feed you nice things that she learned how to cook back in Isroel.

So, to wickey or not to wickey… you boychiks have to get yourselves on the same page. Then, keep doing what you do to distract. This is what you are there for to do.

But, what I feel sad about is tRance looking for the help in the Scots champagne people. Haggis is not kosher, tRance’le! It looks so bad to cry for help in public like that way for your own problems, when we have to do it one by one, email by email, phone call by phone call, cell by cell. What you doing to send a letter like that, that those who can’t stand you leak around? You look like the big crybaby of the year! What they have to do for you, those peoples? They have to stop all their propagandas for the Arab invaders of our holy land and then to do something special for you? tRance’le ya mossik! That isn’t good looking! You make the anti-semites to laugh at you.

It’s not about you, it’s about the land, the people, the freedom and our good names as a people, which you always remember to say you belong to. Don’t make them to laugh you out of the town! Wise up! This is a little good advice from me and you better listen up and be good, because you spend so much of time as it is with the jazz player’s Webby Page that maybe no body even goes to read it, and time is money.

United Against Racism!

May 28, 2008

tRance Pleads with the Left for a Political Response

Filed under: Mony Gripstein, Scottish PSC, tRance, Tziga'le, Wiki, Wikipedia, YouTube, zionism, Zionists — auntieziona @ 4:47 pm

Oy Vey. Our man at Wikipedia, dear tRance’le, is falling apart and really starting to grasp at straws now.

My darling nephew, Mony Gripstein, just drew my attention to an appeal posted at his blog from tRance’le, where he gives credit to that horrible Gilad Atzmond for the beautiful video clips about tRancie, which my neighbour Tziga’le has spent months creating. Of course Tziga’le is very upset about tRancie’s ingratitide.

But not only that, tRancie is even appealing to all the schmucks on the Palestine Solidarity Movement to make some sort of a “political response” against Atzmond, who he believes is the creative genius behind these visual gems about our tRancie!! And he is besides himself with angst that they are all laughing at him, instead of responding to his appeal.

Seemingly, our favorite Sayan 007.01 Roland tRance is feeling the heat from every possible direction. Rumour has it that at a meeting of the Scottish PSC on Monday night, they reached a unanimous agreement that the SPSC will not endorse tRancie’s “abusive language” being posted on their discussion board. According to Mony’le, this cold-hearted decision was apparently made in response to our tRancie’s heartfelt e-mail to the Scottish PSC.

Nu Shoin, no one should be taken by surprise. The Scots do not love us at all.

Old Mrs Goldstein has promised to accompany tRancie to Doctor Schweinemann’s practise later today to see if his prescription can be changed a little bit, to help him get a grip.

If there is anyone out there who can help our tRancie deal with becoming famous and beloved to our Zionist brethren everywhere, please leave a comment or get in touch with us privately.
Oi ever, here is the comment from tRance’le on Mony’s site, with comments by me in Zionist Blue….

RRance said…
My dear comrades at azvsas, something terrible is happening to me…

I am SO upset. After opening my heart and posting on the Scottish PSC message board all my fears and angst about the YouTube videos making such a terrible exposure of my work at Wikipedia, they are ignoring me, and worse still, laughing at me. I appealed for their support, solidarity and a united political response from the Left….and instead I have become the joke of the Palestine Solidarity Movement.

The antisemitic piece of filth Gilad Atzmon has now gone beyond all reasonable bounds. He has posted scores of abusive videos about me on YouTube and elsewhere

Auntie Ziona says: It really hurts me and our Tziga’le to see that Azmond is being given credit for Tzigale’s cinematic talent.

, denouncing me as a Zionist and an agent of the Israeli Mossad.

Auntie Ziona says: Oi, tRancie, you are so confused, my little liebe…what is so wrong about being a Mossad agent?! Since you are operating as a Sayan, you should be proud about it… To us all, you are a real hero!

Some of them have even been posted under my own name.

Auntie Ziona says: This is not nice, but I am sure that this can be amended. Tziga’le was probably sure that as a Zionist Wikiman who operates under very many names and vandalises so many entries simultaneously, you would not have found the time to take care of YouTube posting, and he did not want you to feel left out when it came to the credits.

The videos are now being linked to and copied by hate sites across the world — for instance, by David Duke.

Auntie Ziona says: oi, this is indeed oi rible, do you mean David Duke, the right-wing Nazi devil, a real enemy of Zion? No wonder you are so upset, darlink tRancie. Oi vey, we have to do something about this!

Atzmon has also posted videos abusing other anti-Zionist Jews, including Tony Greenstein,

Auntie Ziona says: Surely you mean Mony Gripstein? I wonder why do they call him Tony, rather than Mony’le.

…Charlie Pottins and Mark Elf.

Auntie Ziona says: Oi, tRancie, it isn’t the stinky Atzmond, it is the beautiful Tziga’le, and as far as Ziona and the Ladies of Wizo were aware, we were actually praising all the work you had done for the Jewish Nation and Abe’le Foxman. And we always remember that you and Charlie and Elfie are all united against racism, which is so important for us.

This really leads one to question whose interest he is serving.

Auntie Ziona says: As far as Tziga’le is concerned, we know exactly who is it that he is serving, and so do you, my little liebe, since you are both serving the same master. For which we salute you.

But I don’t know how best to respond to this. I have contacted You Tube, whose response has been to “restrict” some of the videos — ie, to prevent anyone in Britain from viewing them.

Auntie Ziona says: Oi vey, this is no good at all because our tRancie believes in World Revoultion and he knows at least another two Jewish workers (also babysitters) over the sea.

But this is clearly not enough — the videos are libellous and maliciously false,

Auntie Ziona says: tRancie, do not go there my schatzie, why do you try to tell everybody that you don’t work for us?

…they damage my reputation wherever they are seen, and they could easily lead to physical threats against me.

Auntie Ziona says: From who, dear tRancie? Certainly not from the Mossad, who have nothing but praise for you. Your reputation as a Zionist Wikiman was already wonderful before Tziga’le took you under his wing… but now it is truly formidible. You should be happy for this.

And I spoke last night with Liz Davies, whose advice was basically that a libel action, even if successful, could cost thousands of pounds and ruin my life for several years.

In any case, a political response is needed here. Particularly since Atzmon is still taken seriously by parts of the left and the solidarity movement. Ths SWP maintains links with him (although for the first time in several years, he is not scheduled to take part in Marxism this year), and he spoke at a meeting of Exeter PSC last week. …So I am asking comrades for any advice about stemming and defeating this wave of vile personal, political and racist abuse which I am facing, I hope to start a discussion about how we oppose this tendency (of which Atzmon is the most egregious example, though unfortunately he is not alone), and I am appealing for your support and solidarity in confronting this harassment, which is clearly intended to destroy my political credibility……..

Auntie Ziona says: But tRancie, I think you are pulling our legs a little bit here, and I understand you do not want the Goyim to find out about your Wiki work for the Chosen People… but how can you give that Atzmond all the credit for building up your beautiful reputation with creative gems like these clips Tziga’le has spent so much time making? Tziga’le is sitting in tears here at my kitchen table, and asking me to beg you for the evidence that the creative genius behind the clips is that vile Atzmond. Can you please give explain to him why you are suspecting Atzmond, who as far as we know, is too busy making music and writing articles to help the Palestinians, and in any case does not have what it takes to produce cinematic work of such subtlety and grandeur.

Roland
Takhia Filastin!

Post script by Auntie Ziona: tRancie, the solution is for you to come with me and Mony to synagogue this Friday night. Come back to the stable, my sweet boy. Mrs. Goldstein’s daughter, Rachel, has offered to give you a lift so you do not have to walk there yourself in your present condition. United we will overcome.

United Against Racism!

May 26, 2008

tRance-Atlantic Appeal to YouTube

Filed under: censorship, Roland Rance, tRance, Wiki, Wikipedia, YouTube, Zioism, Zionists — auntieziona @ 10:24 am


Hoy, I am slightly puzzled with 007.01. Why is he panicking about being exposed as a Sayan? Why is he so worried about his reputation? How is it that 007.01 is besides himself with angst?.

As far as I can see, Roland tRance has been a smear campaigner for decades. For this he earned our undying gratitude and pride. But like all my Zionist friends, I am bewildered. How is it that a man who has always taken such pride in smearing and slandering others has suddenly become so sensitive to exposure? He should understand that his role at Wikipedia has been invaluable to us, and wear the badge of Sayanim proudly!.

Tziga’le has been spending some quality time with Roland this weekend, trying to keep him calm, making sure he takes his medication. Tziga’le also recorded just a few of the panicky calls made by Roland to various YouTube call centres around the world. It’s rather disgusting that YouTube is ignoring him like this, I am sure you will agree, dear readers.

However, we will look after him during this new campaign, and make sure he receives the necessary sustenance while he continues to lobby them. As my bubbe used to say, Worries go better with soup than without.
United Against Racism!

May 24, 2008

tRance bombards the YouTube call centre in Louisiana

Filed under: censorship, Google, Roland Rance, RolandR, tRance, Wiki, Wikipedia, YouTube, zionism, Zionists — auntieziona @ 2:13 pm



Hoy, my Tziga’leme Jewish Felini is such a clever boy. May I say it, I really love my Neighbour. I don’t really know how he did it, but he managed to get hold of a telephone conversation between Red Sayam 007.01, also known as Roland tRance, and a receptionist Shikze at a call centre in Louisiana.

All along I have been sure that it was the anti-Semites who were removing Sayan 007.01’s clips from YouTube. Now I realize that it was Sayan 007.01 himself.

Our man at Wikipdia realised that as an exposed agent, he may lose his day job at the Israeli Embassy.

Hoy tRance’le, don’t you worry. Isroel and Ziona are right behind you. Keep up the pressure on the anti-Semites.

United Against Racism!

May 7, 2008

We stand up against anti-semitic censorship!

Filed under: anti-semitic, Jews, tRance, Tziga'le, Wikipedia, YouTube — auntieziona @ 11:02 am

Mony’s friend tRancie was so upset about YouTube removing him from their gallery of stars recently. We assured him it has nothing to do with the way he looks, and that they probably just don’t like Jews. After his second helping of cheescake, he pulled himself together and went next door to ask my talented neighbour, Tziga’le Cinemazky, to put together a mini-clip with just the most important information, which can be seen below. Not to worry, tRancie, we will stand united all the way against anti-semitic censorship!

Important Update: After some of my chicken soup, tRancie was filled with renewed vigour, and informed Tziga’le and me that he intends to flood the internet with the original full-length clip. This afternoon he managed to break through the fascist censors and his efforts can be seen here.

United Against racism!

May 6, 2008

The Auntie Ziona Jewish Film Festival

Filed under: clips, film, Jewish, racism, Tziga'le, YouTube — auntieziona @ 2:40 pm
My next door neighbour Tziga’le Cinemazky is so clever with his YouTube clips. He really knows how to get the right message across. He is so united against racism that he can hardly see anyone or anything else.

From time to time, I find it hard to follow his message because he is so clever, but somehow he always warms my heart. I look at his clips and feel the same special pride I felt after the Six Days War.

Here is Tziga’le’s latest:

United Against Racism

May 5, 2008

Can Anyone Help Frank Zapstein?

Filed under: Frank Zappa, Frank Zapstein, Jewish, Jewish Princess, YouTube — auntieziona @ 12:20 am

I mean names….

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