Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

July 31, 2008

Once Again We Unite Against Racism

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July 23, 2008

Cream of the Jewish Revolutionary Dance Contest

Oy vey, it is so exciting! My chuchem neighbour Tziga’le is filming the 60th annual Jewish Revolutionary Dance Contest, and Golders Green has come alive with the sound of music.

On every street corner they are selling delicious Jewish delicacies and for the children special battery-powered Stars of David which have a strobe light that keeps time with the rhythm.

So far the line-up is looking quite superb. The contest will continue through the next two weeks, and Auntie Ziona will keep you posted about the finalists and eventual winners of the all-expenses paid trip to Jerusalem for the Holocaust Slow Dancing Contest scheduled for later this year.

Some of the entrants from just this afternoon’s exciting array of dancers:

First we started with the Sayanim’s Can-Can, featuring the Shabbat Goy Sarah’le Blackwell, the UK Neocon, Doivid Hirsh, our Man at Wiki, tRance’le, Anti Defamatory Abe’le Foxman und my darling nephew, Shopy Liftenstein.

Then drawing a sharp in-breath from the gathered crowd, onto the stage came the glittering duo, Disco Stars Mrs ‘Rance’le und my delightful nephew Shopy’le again, representing “Jews Against Zionism” as well as the tzviene Bundist left.

This was followed by, for the first time in the history of the contest, the Sexy Self-Haters category, with Finkelsoin from Americe, Poipe from Extoyer, und Atzmoned from Londonistan. Together they ask what love is all about.

And showing us what happens in the magical midnight hours when the Goyim are sleeping and the Jews are having fun, Sexy Shabbat Goya mit Shop Liftenshtein.

And the grand finale for the romantics in the audience, Trance’le mit Lenni’le und soft lighting.

United Against Racism!

July 21, 2008

Just a Rubber Bullet

Filed under: Uncategorized — auntieziona @ 10:58 pm

Oi those Arabs all they do is just telling horrible things about us.
Yes, we hit them with rubber bullets, so what? Rubber bullet is no gas chamber, rubber bullet is no inquisition. Rubber bullet is an Israeli friendly message and the message is: Israel is our land, get the hell out of here.

The defamation of the Jews must be stopped.

I now join forces with my nephew Mony’le Gripstein, Wiki vandal tRance’le and the very engaging Doivid Hirsh.

Here I say it once again:

United Against Racism (as far as Jews are concerned)

July 14, 2008

Israel Is Where Jews Feel Safe

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July 7, 2008

Saving Private Tziga’le

Filed under: Arabs, ET, Jewish power, Jews, Private Ryan, Spielberg, Spilberg, Tziga'le — auntieziona @ 4:34 pm

The Arabs, they really think they can throw us to the sea. They tell about us that we don’t like water. But the truth of the matter is entirely different. Not only do we like water, we even love soap.

Oi-ever, Tziga’le is now studying with film melumad, Yanka’le Spilberg. Tziga’le told me he loves Oi T. He is very impressed with his home-coming project.

He loves as well Saving Private Ryan, especially because of the Foinal scene where you see all the big grave yard with so many crosses and not a single Star of David. He says, this is our Jewish power, where everybody dies to save us, while we just sit and watch.

Tziga’le is preparing now his foinal project for Spilberg. Arabs and anti semites, sit and watch, do not even consider throwing us to the sea…..

United Against Racism!

July 6, 2008

Oi vey! We are having a party!

I didn’t say anything to anybody because I don’t want any fuss, presents, flowers, cakes or cards – but yes I admit it, I admit it, it is my wedding anniversary coming on August 10th (23 Golders Green Crescent, London, NW11. The front door bell is broken – I keep telling him to fix it – but deliveries, can be left in the double-fronted garage).

I said to Mony’le, I said ‘Mony, my little Kneidlach, what music shall we have for the party? Should it be kletzma? Should it be sad violins’? He said ‘Auntie Ziona, I know the perfect song for us all to dance to! And there is a video film to go with it which we can project on the wall’ (us Jews we love projecting!)

Oi here it is, the most beautiful, funny song ever. I cant wait! We can hold hands & dance!

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