Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

July 6, 2008

Oi vey! We are having a party!

I didn’t say anything to anybody because I don’t want any fuss, presents, flowers, cakes or cards – but yes I admit it, I admit it, it is my wedding anniversary coming on August 10th (23 Golders Green Crescent, London, NW11. The front door bell is broken – I keep telling him to fix it – but deliveries, can be left in the double-fronted garage).

I said to Mony’le, I said ‘Mony, my little Kneidlach, what music shall we have for the party? Should it be kletzma? Should it be sad violins’? He said ‘Auntie Ziona, I know the perfect song for us all to dance to! And there is a video film to go with it which we can project on the wall’ (us Jews we love projecting!)

Oi here it is, the most beautiful, funny song ever. I cant wait! We can hold hands & dance!


  1. more anti semetic bile from the atzmon eisen clan

    Comment by Anonymous — July 6, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

  2. Oi, cant you see it is a joking! You silly putz! At the beginning there is even a notice ‘to all comrades’ which Mon’le told me in English slang word for ‘jews’.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — July 6, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

  3. It is wonderful to see the Fuerer on the toilet shouting ‘purge!!!’ Thanks Auntie 🙂

    Comment by Anonymous — July 6, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

  4. Quick – what is the difference between Neo-Nazi Tony Greenstalin Greenstein and Neo-Nazi Gilad Atzmon?

    Answer: The Lipstick

    Comment by Anonymous — September 10, 2008 @ 10:49 am

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