Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

December 1, 2008

An Anti-Semitic Joke


One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don ‘t you understand?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said,” See you tomorrow Sir”.

United Against Humour

May 7, 2008

We stand up against anti-semitic censorship!

Filed under: anti-semitic, Jews, tRance, Tziga'le, Wikipedia, YouTube — auntieziona @ 11:02 am

Mony’s friend tRancie was so upset about YouTube removing him from their gallery of stars recently. We assured him it has nothing to do with the way he looks, and that they probably just don’t like Jews. After his second helping of cheescake, he pulled himself together and went next door to ask my talented neighbour, Tziga’le Cinemazky, to put together a mini-clip with just the most important information, which can be seen below. Not to worry, tRancie, we will stand united all the way against anti-semitic censorship!

Important Update: After some of my chicken soup, tRancie was filled with renewed vigour, and informed Tziga’le and me that he intends to flood the internet with the original full-length clip. This afternoon he managed to break through the fascist censors and his efforts can be seen here.

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