Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

December 15, 2008

Livni’s Final Solution for Christmas!

Filed under: Arab Israelis, blockade, Eitan Livni, Gaza, Golda Meir, Irgun, Kadima, siege, Tzipi Livni — auntieziona @ 7:22 am

Oy, I love our Tzipi’le as much I loved her father, Eitan.

She understands what “Come home for Christmas” is all about. It means that we, the Jewish people, will come back home to Gaza’le. And we will capture all these mishuggeneh islamofascist Hamasniks.

This is what Christmas means for us, a time to bring Hannuka to the arabs and let the goyim see the light through our candles. I hear some of the Gazans have even started eating grass, so I bet those shnorrors will appreciate a little firework display after such a long fast.

And you mustn’t think our Tzipi’le spends all her time playing with her collection of war paraphernalia! She’s also been looking at the problem of a million and a half too many Arab Israelis within our borders, and managed to work out a kleine final solution.

Nu shoin, she may even be the new Golda, with the koyach to get rid of all the remaining mishuggeneh muslims and restore Greater Israel to its biblical borders, just like the map etched on papa’le Eitan’s gravestone.

United Against the Goyim!

koyach (KOY-akh) – inner strength, the heart for something.

(mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts, insane.

(shnor-ror) – A begger; someone who always looking for a handout or a free ride; someone who’s continually sponging off others.

kleine – small

November 17, 2008

Sir Peres, the Knight of the Body Bags

Filed under: Gaza, Israel, Kfar Kana, knight, knighthood, nuclear, Queen Elizabeth, Shimon Peres, UN Food Relief — auntieziona @ 8:37 pm

Mazal Tov! Isn’t it beautiful the way the goyim leaders are lining up to bestow honours on Israel?

First we had Obambi turning the Blue and White House into a Mossad zone, and now the Queen of England is making Buckingham Palace a place of asylum for our yiddishe piraten.

Our No.1 serial murderer, President Shimon Peres, the butcher from Kfar Kana, and the man who pioneered the Israeli nuclear project, arrives in the UK on Monday for a three-day state visit highlighted by his being given an honorary knighthood!

The goyim are so stupid, and we, the Jews, are getting away with murder on a grand scale. Either the goyim really love us, or they are really afraid of us, or maybe they hate themselves as much as we hate them.

We have managed to take Gaza back to the dark ages. Our Israel is starving the Palestinians, we have switched off their power, cut off their medical supplies and even barred UN Food Relief, and now our Minister of Defense is promising a large-scale invasion of Gaza in “just a matter of time”.

And the goyim, instead of condemning us, are going to award our president with the title of Knight! Maybe they believe that if they don’t match or better Obambi’s example, then the Cash Machine Levy and the Labour Friends of Israel will hide away their wallets.

Oy oy oy, our Shimon’le is to be awarded a Knight Grand Cross of the Most Distinguished Order of St. Michael and St.George (KCMG), the sixth most-senior award in the British system, given only to individuals who have “rendered important services in relation to foreign nations”.
Maybe I am missing something, but why is it so important for the Queen to endorse the killing of so many innocent Lebanese?

Nu Shoin, I am just an auntie from Golders Green, what do I know…?

United Against the Goyim!

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