Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

December 15, 2008

Livni’s Final Solution for Christmas!

Filed under: Arab Israelis, blockade, Eitan Livni, Gaza, Golda Meir, Irgun, Kadima, siege, Tzipi Livni — auntieziona @ 7:22 am

Oy, I love our Tzipi’le as much I loved her father, Eitan.

She understands what “Come home for Christmas” is all about. It means that we, the Jewish people, will come back home to Gaza’le. And we will capture all these mishuggeneh islamofascist Hamasniks.

This is what Christmas means for us, a time to bring Hannuka to the arabs and let the goyim see the light through our candles. I hear some of the Gazans have even started eating grass, so I bet those shnorrors will appreciate a little firework display after such a long fast.

And you mustn’t think our Tzipi’le spends all her time playing with her collection of war paraphernalia! She’s also been looking at the problem of a million and a half too many Arab Israelis within our borders, and managed to work out a kleine final solution.

Nu shoin, she may even be the new Golda, with the koyach to get rid of all the remaining mishuggeneh muslims and restore Greater Israel to its biblical borders, just like the map etched on papa’le Eitan’s gravestone.

United Against the Goyim!

koyach (KOY-akh) – inner strength, the heart for something.

(mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts, insane.

(shnor-ror) – A begger; someone who always looking for a handout or a free ride; someone who’s continually sponging off others.

kleine – small

November 21, 2008

Kosher Bigotry

Here in England the goyim are so strange. They really go after those people from the BNP, but they somehow fail to see that we are racist to the bone!

Yesterday our president Shima’le Peres said to the Times:

“If Switzerland were to build a nuclear bomb, we would not be necessarily alarmed. But I would not say Ahmadinejad has a Swiss temperament”.

Oi vey, I think this is the most racist comment anyone has ever said! But luckily for us, instead of throwing Shima’le out of the country, the royal goyim turn him into a knight.

But take it from Auntie, Shimale is not the only racist. This is what Tzipi’le had to say yesterday to the United Jewish Communities General Assembly:

“We need not to forget the ultimate goal of the State of Israel,” she said. “We need to keep the nature of the State of Israel, the character of the State of Israel, as a Jewish state because this is the raison d’etre of the State of Israel.”

And this is what Auntie wants to hear. Israel is our state, it is Jewish and it is for Jews only!!! All the other people can just piss off. There are enough countries for the Arabs. Israel is our one and only Jewish state.

United Against Everybody

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