Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

December 7, 2008

Bidna Auntie!

Filed under: Arabic, Arabs, Barack Obama, Gordon Brown, Islamophobia, Judaism — auntieziona @ 3:00 am


As much as I really don’t like goyim in general and arabs in particular, it seems as if they love me very much.

Nu shoin, some of my admirers have even started sending me versions of my own writing lovingly translated into Arabic, like this one I received last week from a man who I suspect wants to convert to Judaism:

أنا العمة زيونا أنا الصوت اليديشي في الموقع العبثي التفليسي، أنا فخورة، أنا كوشير (ما يحل أكلة حسب الشريعة اليودية)، أنا بطلة، وأنا الضحية، أنا يهودية، أنا كافرة، وأنا عالمية، ولكني أحب شعبي بنفس النسبة أو أكثر التي أكره بها جميع الآخرين، أتكلم عالمياً، ولنني أفكر قبلياً. مرة في العام أعود (عاليا) إلى “إسرائيل”. ومرة في الآسبوع آكل سمك “غيفيلفث”. ويومياً أتناول حساء الدجاج. أنا سعيدة، أنا دائما سعيدة جداً…
العمة زيونا – أنظر لمحة كاملة عن حياتي

كي لا تستلم أي رسائل مني في المستقبل، ولا حتى هانوكه، ولا كعك يهودي، أو شعور بالخطيئة…. أرسل رسالة الكترونية بالرجوع تحت عنوان، “الرجاء لا ترسلوا شالوم(ات) ما تتدعون أنه سلام”

Oy vey, you can probably guess why even the Adibs and Muhammeds regard me as their very own Tante’le. Obviously they’ve heard about my gefilte recipe, but to tell you the truth, I cannot see how people who turn chickpeas into that revolting punishment they call hummus can even understand the subtlety of the knudel, the chicken soup and the gefilte.

Oy oy oy, what can I say about goyisher logic that hasn’t been said already?! These arabs, they want to throw us to the sea, but they want to eat our gefilte first. This is why I call them islamofascists and support Obambi’s and Brown’s plan to nuke them as soon as possible.

United against the goyim!

Bidna
We want (Arabic)

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November 29, 2008

Shalom Bombay

Eight people are dead in the terror attacks in Mumbai, as well as 142 goyim.

Why!? Why to kill Rabbi Holtzberg? Oi oi oi, what a man he was! Even though he could have lived in Tel Aviv or Bnel Brak or Bevely Hills or Miami if he had wanted to, Rabbi Holzberg chose to go and live among the Indians, people who have more gods than I have gefilthe fish recipes, people who let water buffalo live in their bedrooms, people whose only ambition is to jump into the Ganges river without a proper swimsuit on…
Today C and N say Rabbi Holtzberg lived among these people so that he could ‘spread Jewish pride‘ around the world and so that stoned Jewish backpacker kinderlachs had somewhere they could enjoy a bowl of hot chicken soup, without having to look at cow testicles or elephant shrines (is it a religion or a zoo?).

These terrorist Arab, Pakistani, Indian, Tamul Camel Tigers, whoever they are, always come with the same spiel: “Iraq, Palestine, Lebanon, yada yada yada” What about the 5000 Jews of India? Where will they eat now?

United Against Curry

Goyim – non-Jewish people, gentiles
Kinderlachs – children
Yada Yada Yada – blah blah blah

November 14, 2008

"What is he, an Arab?"

Oi vey, Rahm’le Emanuel, our Mossad shpion in the white house is really too polite to the Arabs. Maybe it is because he was initially trained as a ballerina.

Read for yourself:

“Obama’s incoming chief-of-staff, Rahm Emanuel, apologized to an Arab-American group for his father’s line when asked about his loyalties: “What is he, an Arab?”

“Today, Rep. Emanuel called Mary Rose Oakar, President of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, apologized on behalf of his family and offered to meet with representatives of the Arab-American community at an appropriate time in the future,” said an Emanuel spokesman, Nick Papas.”

Rahm’le, don’t you forget that it is our money you are playing with.

United Against the Goyim!

September 28, 2008

Aunties Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Sarah’le

When I saw your new film clip I told Mony’le to pack our suitcases & head for Denmark because these goyam will want to kill us all. Even despite the rising cost of british gas.

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die

I know that you are on anti-depressents so you are obviously slightly fragile. But please please please leave suicide to the palestinains and this meshigine bin loiden. It is our job, as jews, to induce suicide in other people, not practice it ourselves. And Sarah’le what you did in your film is very dangerous for us all. Poor Mony’le is making a cup of tea right now wearing his gatkes and a gas mask made of Schnizel.. He is terrified & it is your fault.

Now, it is true that jews should vote for this black man who loves israel. We all know that he is the best one for us. But why not just send an annonimous email? Using our Jewish media like the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and this Foxmanl News. Why to make the film, print the Tshirt & sell the mugs? When we jews run a war or paying for a Marxist revolution we find some clever ways to do it all.

Sarah’le my engale, everybody can see from your film that you vote for what is best for israel, not what is best for America , this makes you a trator. Look what they did to the meshigine boy from Califirnia who fought in the Taliban. They wrapped him up like a boil-in-the-bag duck al’orange & put him piece of kaken to rot for 20 years! You see Sarah’le, the goyim will start to realise that all this Credit Zimes is our Job. As you know, here in the Palestinian solidarity they know about Mony’le and Tranc’le. It won’t take long before the Americans see through us.

Now that I have told you off I will now give you 1 compliment. It is quite clever the way you adopt the persona of a spoilt racsist jewish princess when that is what you actually are. Oi!!! Very clever indeed.


July 7, 2008

Saving Private Tziga’le

Filed under: Arabs, ET, Jewish power, Jews, Private Ryan, Spielberg, Spilberg, Tziga'le — auntieziona @ 4:34 pm

The Arabs, they really think they can throw us to the sea. They tell about us that we don’t like water. But the truth of the matter is entirely different. Not only do we like water, we even love soap.

Oi-ever, Tziga’le is now studying with film melumad, Yanka’le Spilberg. Tziga’le told me he loves Oi T. He is very impressed with his home-coming project.

He loves as well Saving Private Ryan, especially because of the Foinal scene where you see all the big grave yard with so many crosses and not a single Star of David. He says, this is our Jewish power, where everybody dies to save us, while we just sit and watch.

Tziga’le is preparing now his foinal project for Spilberg. Arabs and anti semites, sit and watch, do not even consider throwing us to the sea…..

United Against Racism!

June 30, 2008

Jackie Mason Talks the Peace

Oi would you check out this clip?! The way Jackie Mason spits whenever he says the word ‘Arab’ is beautiful! Such grace, such eloquence, such poignancy. The man is so Jewish he manages to speak in a Noo Joy-zee accent even though he is from Wisconsin. That takes some doing! It is like sounding like a Glaswegian if you were born in the Golan Heights. Such talent. I wonder did he study acting with Lee Strasboyg?

Now it seems that Mr Mason (who I admit I have a slight crush on) is not just a comedian. He is a historian too. But he has a few little glitches to iron out. He tells us ‘Not only do the Arabs (spit) not belong there (spit) but they were never there in the first place. (dribble) They never existed as a people or as an entity.’

Oi this is wonderful news. But then he tells us that the Palestinians were originally persecuted by Syria & Jordan & that’s how they came to live on our land. He says ‘Many of them were annihilated, so how come they don’t ask for anything in return?’

Good question. When someone murders my family I want to be offered a cash alternative.

I tell you, the whole thing stinks like a gefilte fish that’s been left in the fridge for 3 days because you had to rush out to recue T’ziga’le from the Police station again and you forgot to clean it out.

United Against Racism!

April 22, 2008

Let’s keep it in the family (don’t tell the Goyim)!

Filed under: Arabs, experiments, goyim, human shield, IDF, Israel, mercy, Nazis, Palestinian, racism, soldiers, terror, truth — auntieziona @ 2:17 pm

My sister from Hendon sent me this disgraceful front page article from the Independent : “Our reign of Terror, by the Israeli army” .

A convoluted piece of diatribe made by self-hater IDF soldiers who were so keen to tell the Goyim how horrible they feel about themselves. Oi vey, is all I have to say. Israeli soldiers admitting to behaving like Nazis is really the last thing we need on British press on a Sunday.

Believe me, I pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming when I read these lines:

“He (the Israeli commander) put his weapon literally inside the (Palestinian) kid’s mouth. ‘Anyone gets close, I kill him. Don’t bug me. I kill. I have no mercy.’

Or these lines, my Got:

“We did all kinds of experiments to see who could do the best split in Abu Snena. We would put [Palestinians] against the wall, make like we were checking them, and ask them to spread their legs. Spread, spread, spread, it was a game to see who could do it best. Or we would check who can hold his breath for longest.

Nu shoin, this is not exactly gassing people or inquisition. But, let’s face it, it is not really nice to find out that the sons of Israel behave like Nazis.

I felt so angry with these anti-semite Israeli soldiers who insist on telling the truth without being asked. It is true, we do not have that much mercy for the Goyim in general and Arabs in particular, but why can’t we just keep it in the family? To go and tell it all to the Goyim is just insane. It is worse than committing suicide. I tell you, these solders are a bunch of Meshigines.

I was about to call for revenge, and even to suggest a date for crucifixion, which is exactly what we love to do to our self haters and meshigine traitors. But then guess what, I realised that I was so wrong. These Meshigine soldiers all fit nicely into the Zionist master plan. It is all subversive spiel that the Goyim wouldn’t understand in million years.

The trick here is so simple. As you can see, no more than half a dozen guilt-ridden Israeli platoons can save our entire tribe. The Goyim love us full of remorse. They loved to be fooled by our repentance. They love us confessing, because it allows them to love themselves.

Let’s face it, the Goyim do not love us at all. We cannot really blame them. They see through us, and they don’t like what they see. But as much as they detest us, they really cannot stand themselves being anti-Semites. As much as they hate us, they cannot stand themselves being racist bigots. And this is exactly where our Jewish self-haters come into play. All these Chopsky, and Finkelstoin and Shamir and Blankforce and Azmoned, and these IDF traitors in the Independent, they all come to serve one purpose. They make us, Jews, look like normal human beings. People who can sin from time to time, yet feel guilty and repentant about it all, and ask for redemption. Our self-haters make us all look like Christians, so that the Goyim can like us. Our self-haters help the Goyim handle their anti-Semitism.

Thus, we have to nourish our self-haters. They make the Jews look liberal and peaceful. We need our self-haters to be loud so that we can quietly build more settlements in the West bank, and cut the energy and food supply to Gaza. Just to make sure that these imperialist Palestinian terrorists stop this wave of terror against us.

United Against Racism!

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