Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

December 10, 2008

Is There No Business Like Shoa Business?

Filed under: "Imagine This", anti-semitism, Beth Trachtenberg, Sayanim, shoa, Warsaw Ghetto — auntieziona @ 5:31 pm

Oy, it seems that the Goyim are not buying our Shoa shmaltz anymore. Our collective victim spiel is falling on deaf ears these days.

The recently launched the Holocaust musical, ‘Imagine This’, has come to a sad little end, and will close down before Christmas. It didn’t even last a whole month!

As much as I loved it, the mishuggah goyim did not like it at all. In fact they really hated it. Apparently they refused to buy tickets, not even for one Pound. If this is not crude anti-Semitism, what would you call it? Cultural arrogance?


The producer of the show, Beth Trachtenberg, has done the right thing by shooting the messenger, something our Sayanim have been doing for years, to great success. Putting the show’s failure down to hostile previews by anti-Semitics critics, she said: “Fundamentally I do not think the critics should be making a moral judgment over the subject matter.”

Indeed, these
no-goodnik critics should never make any judgment at all unless approved by a rabbi or the Israeli embassy.

Read the words of these Islamofascists in the midst of the British press and judge for yourself:
“They said it couldn’t be done, a musical about the Warsaw Ghetto. Now I’ve seen it, I know they were right.” The Guardian

” ‘Imagine This’ must be judged as a manipulative, morally dubious show.” The Daily Telegraph

“Could it get worse than Gone With The Wind? It just did.” The Independent

Oy gevalt, Imagine This: the next thing coming could be a ban on all Jewish productions, with Jews not even being permitted to mention the Shoah on stage!

These Holocaust-denying British critics have managed to create a shondah for the goyim.

United against another Shoah!

shoa – very much like genocide, but refers to Jews only

shmaltz cheesy

collective victim spiel Being Jewish

Christmas very much like Hanukkah, but entirely dedicated to commerce and goyisher fantasies

shondah –
a shame, a pity. A “shonda for the goyim” means to do something shameful, publicly witnessed by non-Jews, thus bringing shame upon Jews in general.

no-goodnik
– A worthless piece of humanity. Someone who’s on the wrong side of the law, somebody with low morals, a trouble-maker.

mishuggah (mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts, loony-tunes, bats in the belfry.

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June 4, 2008

Is tRance trying to bring a Shoah upon all of us?

Or is he a chafarferet?

When tRance arrived at my front door this afternoon, he was visibly shaken. He was wearing that blue and white pullover Mrs Mendelsohn knitted for him when he turned 18, that serves as a sort of security blanket which he brings out of the closet when things are not going well, or when he runs out of medication. The sleeve of the right arm was crusty again with dried snarly and his eyes were red and tearful.

“tRance’le,” I said, “Mein Kinde, what’s going on with you this time?” He sniffled and made his way to my computer to show me this page from Wikipedia, where no less than 466 enemies of his are identified. “I can’t take it any more, Auntie Ziona,” he said. “I thought those video clips Tziga’le made of me, I mean the ones made by Azmond, Finkelstein, Gibsohn and Carter, would stop this hate campaign against me and make me a popular boychick. I was wrong. My list of enemies has expanded rather than contracted, and I don’t know what to do any more!”

I had a look at the page and could not believe my eyes! So many people trying to stop agent 007.01 from carrying out his important work for Zion at Wikipedia, could it be true? I had to sit down. “And look at the horrible names they are coming up with here, Auntie Z.”, he said, “such as Bash rrance, Bedwetter Rance, Diarrhea Rance, HangTrot, Imprison RRance, and Rancie Stink. They despise me.”

“But tRancie, mein Kinde,” I said, “who are these people? Are all of them anti-Zionists?”

“Most of them, Auntie,” he said. “But some just don’t like my face, some are anti-Socialist, some are anti-Bolshevik, some are anti-Ashkenazi, some are anti-grandfathers, some are anti-Londoners, some are anti-babysitters and some are anti-atheists. But some of them are real Socialists and true humanists, and they just read through me.”

“But tRancie,” I said, “are you mad? You are collecting enemies the way Auntie Shelomi collects Hannukah recipes. You are paid to be a Sayan, not to bring a new Shoa on our people, what is wrong with you? All these people who hate you so much will come for all of us eventually… and tRanci’le, have you ever asked yourself why they all despise you so much? Is it because you are such a wonderful man? We are talking here about hundreds of people. A researcher could use this material as a case study for anti-semitism!”

I managed to calm him down with some borscht and a promise that I would take him for lunch at Blooms on Saturday, but after he left, something occured to me. A crazy notion, to be sure, but knowing tRancie the way I do, it could be a distinct possibility.

Could tRance’le himself be the person behind 95% of those so-called “sockpuppets”, to make it seem that he is being attacked by anti-zionist, anti-semitic, holocaust-denying Goyim, thus currying more favour with the Israeli Embassy and hoping for a little bonus? If so, and I know I’ve said this before…..our tRancie is more clever than he looks.

He is not just an ordinary Sayan. He may in fact be a double Sayan, what we call in Hebrew a Chafarferet.

United Against Racism

May 30, 2008

International Judaica

Filed under: anthem, comrades, Israel, Jewish, judaica, May 1, Mony Gripstein, Sayanim, tRance, Yiddish — auntieziona @ 10:23 pm


Oi… some of our comrades asked where were Mony’le and tRanc’le in the May 1st Yiddish celebration we featured in the previous post…

Tzigale has just found this clip in the Jewish film archive at the Isroeli Embassy.

So here we proudly present the red Sayanim anthem as sung on every May 1st by Mony’le, tRanc’le and Potty, which for me is so inspiring…

United Against Racism!

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