Hoi Givalt, 100 British Jews revealed yesterday, black on white in the Guardian letter section: “We’re not celebrating Israel’s anniversary”.
What are we going to do? This is a new Shoa embarking on our innocent people!
According to the Zionist-run Wikipedia, the number of Jews living in Britain is somewhere between 250.000 and 350.000. So I made a quick calculation, recruiting my entire stock of frozen maza balls, and found out that now we are left with only 249.900-349.900 who celebrate this most precious Jewish birthday. Only 349.900 are going to dance in the streets of Golders Green, instead of 350.000.
But then I asked myself, what do they mean by ‘not celibrating’?. I can understand that some Jews do not care that much about their brothers. They may not even know about the Israeli celebration. But ‘not celebrating’ must be a different kind of disengagement.
What is their plan? Are they going come to our birthday Simcha, but then sit in a dark room listening to Wagner or Azmond, while crying their head off as if it’s Yom Kippur? What do these Jews do for a celebratory day out? Take gefilthe fish to the Brabican & sit looking at Nakba photos demonising the Chosen people all afternoon?
You should all know Auntie Ziona by now, I am not looking for conflicts. I never try to put other Jews down, I always look for the bond that make us all into one people who do nothing but try to save the world. I always look for the bright side of (Jewish) life. So I went and read again the first paragraph of these Jewish Anti-Party anarchists:
“In May, Jewish organisations will be celebrating the 60th anniversary of the founding of the state of Israel. This is understandable in the context of centuries of persecution culminating in the Holocaust. Nevertheless, we are Jews who will not be celebrating. Surely it is now time to acknowledge the narrative of the other, the price paid by another people for European anti-semitism and Hitler’s genocidal policies. As Edward Said emphasised, what the Holocaust is to the Jews, the Naqba is to the Palestinians.”
I then realized the entire paragraph is beautiful and overwhelmingly Jewish, except for the first silly sentence. Apparently they all became Atzmonites without even realizing. They say, “In May, JEWISH organisations will be celebrating the 60th anniversary of the founding of the state of Israel.”
I wonder, don’t they know the Jewish Iron Rule? Never mix JEWS with Zionists! They stupidly admit that we are all Zionists, except 100 of them. Maybe even they cannot maintain the lie anymore. Foolishly, they say ‘JEWISH organisations’, but obviously they should have said ‘ZIONIST organisations’. The truth is, we are all Zionists! Not very clever of these schlemeils to admit it, though.
Nu shoin, what can we do, Anti-Zionists were not pushing enough in the queue when G_d gave us all saykhl (brains). Because they like to share everything, they were left with so little.
But, once you skip the first sentence, you are left with a wonderful glatt koisher text. They do exactly what every good Jew must do. In three lines they have managed to shove everything people should know about us: “persecution”, “Holocaust”, “the narrative of the other” (as if we love our Goyim neighbours) , “anti-semitism”, “Hitler” and “genocide”. Only a well trained Yeshiva boicher can put so much Jewish suffering in just two sentences.
However, just to mention a small anecdote…Our Jews against Simcah end their letter with a very non-Jewish optimistic utopian sentence:”We will celebrate when Arab and Jew live as equals in a peaceful Middle East.”
Take it from Auntie Ziona, you will never celebrate because we, the Jews , do not believe in equality. We believe that we are the Chosen. We believe that we have a role in this world. True, we do not always agree amongst ourselves what this role is. Our Rabbis say we must serve humanity with a moral example, our Marxists say we must bring socialism to the working class, our Wolfowitzes say we must bring Coca Cola to the Arab world.
Nu shoin, we all want to give something, because we are givers rather than takers. Take it from Aunti Ziona, once we stop being the chosen people, once we stop telling people who they are, what they should be and what they should think, once we stop giving people some good advice, we won’t be Jews anymore. We will be people like other people.
And you anti-party Jews, once you stop being chosen, the danger is that you may make friends with Goyim in general and Arabs in particular!
United against Racism
The list of 100 Anti Party Jews:
Seymour Alexander Ruth Appleton Steve Arloff Rica Bird Jo Bird Cllr Jonathan Bloch Ilse Boas Prof. Haim Bresheeth Tanya Bronstein Sheila Colman Ruth Clark Sylvia Cohen Judith Cravitz Mike Cushman Angela Dale Ivor Dembina Dr. Linda Edmondson Nancy Elan Liz Elkind Pia Feig Colin Fine Deborah Fink Sylvia Finzi Brian Fisher MBE Frank Fisher Bella Freud Catherine Fried Uri Fruchtmann Stephen Fry David Garfinkel Carolyn Gelenter Claire Glasman Tony Greenstein Heinz Grunewald Michael Halpern Abe Hayeem Rosamine Hayeem Anna Hellman Amy Hordes Joan Horrocks Deborah Hyams Selma James Riva Joffe Yael Oren Kahn Michael Kalmanovitz Paul Kaufman Prof. Adah Kay Yehudit Keshet Prof. Eleonore Kofman Rene Krayer Stevie Krayer Berry Kreel Leah Levane Les Levidow Peter Levin Louis Levy Ros Levy Prof. Yosefa Loshitzky Catherine Lyons Deborah Maccoby Daniel Machover Prof. Emeritus Moshe Machover Miriam Margolyes OBE Mike Marqusee Laura Miller Simon Natas Hilda Meers Martine Miel Laura Miller Arthur Neslen Diana Neslen Orna Neumann Harold Pinter Roland Rance Frances Rivkin Sheila Robin Dr. Brian Robinson Neil Rogall Prof. Steven Rose Mike Rosen Prof. Jonathan Rosenhead Leon Rosselson Michael Sackin Sabby Sagall Ian Saville Alexei Sayle Anna Schuman Sidney Schuman Monika Schwartz Amanda Sebestyen Sam Semoff Linda Shampan Sybil Shine Prof. Frances Stewart Inbar Tamari Ruth Tenne Martin Toch Tirza Waisel Stanley Walinets Martin White Ruth Williams Naomi Wimborne-Idrissi Devra Wiseman Gerry Wolff Sherry Yanowitz
Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone 