Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

September 28, 2008

Aunties Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Sarah’le

When I saw your new film clip I told Mony’le to pack our suitcases & head for Denmark because these goyam will want to kill us all. Even despite the rising cost of british gas.

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I know that you are on anti-depressents so you are obviously slightly fragile. But please please please leave suicide to the palestinains and this meshigine bin loiden. It is our job, as jews, to induce suicide in other people, not practice it ourselves. And Sarah’le what you did in your film is very dangerous for us all. Poor Mony’le is making a cup of tea right now wearing his gatkes and a gas mask made of Schnizel.. He is terrified & it is your fault.

Now, it is true that jews should vote for this black man who loves israel. We all know that he is the best one for us. But why not just send an annonimous email? Using our Jewish media like the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and this Foxmanl News. Why to make the film, print the Tshirt & sell the mugs? When we jews run a war or paying for a Marxist revolution we find some clever ways to do it all.

Sarah’le my engale, everybody can see from your film that you vote for what is best for israel, not what is best for America , this makes you a trator. Look what they did to the meshigine boy from Califirnia who fought in the Taliban. They wrapped him up like a boil-in-the-bag duck al’orange & put him piece of kaken to rot for 20 years! You see Sarah’le, the goyim will start to realise that all this Credit Zimes is our Job. As you know, here in the Palestinian solidarity they know about Mony’le and Tranc’le. It won’t take long before the Americans see through us.

Now that I have told you off I will now give you 1 compliment. It is quite clever the way you adopt the persona of a spoilt racsist jewish princess when that is what you actually are. Oi!!! Very clever indeed.


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July 6, 2008

Oi vey! We are having a party!

I didn’t say anything to anybody because I don’t want any fuss, presents, flowers, cakes or cards – but yes I admit it, I admit it, it is my wedding anniversary coming on August 10th (23 Golders Green Crescent, London, NW11. The front door bell is broken – I keep telling him to fix it – but deliveries, can be left in the double-fronted garage).

I said to Mony’le, I said ‘Mony, my little Kneidlach, what music shall we have for the party? Should it be kletzma? Should it be sad violins’? He said ‘Auntie Ziona, I know the perfect song for us all to dance to! And there is a video film to go with it which we can project on the wall’ (us Jews we love projecting!)

Oi here it is, the most beautiful, funny song ever. I cant wait! We can hold hands & dance!

May 17, 2008

How Can Anyone Suggest that Jews Don’t Like Water?

Filed under: Jews, Mony Gripstein, Mony'le, racism, Star of David, Water, zionism — auntieziona @ 9:34 pm

UNITED AGAINST RACISM

May 13, 2008

My Mony’le is an angel

Hoy hoy hoy, why do they pick on my Mony’le and his criminal past? So he did what he did with the credit card, but just because he was trying to relieve the banks of their ill-gotten gains, because he is a true socialist. So he was slightly violent with some Jewish kids, but it was only because he was trying to make them into Trots like himself, and they resisted. So he was operating as a crypto-Zionist for 30 years, but he did it because he is a genuine Zionist for real.

This is what our politicians are sometimes forced to do, to go beyond reasonable measures in order to help others. Look at our Israeli president, who only tried to relieve some women of their lower abdominal gefiltes. So now they call him a rapist. And what about the Israeli prime minister who got some money in envelopes. All he was trying to do was to relieve the envelopes of unnecessary content so he could put in Shana Tova cards instead. So now they call him a gonef. This is very painful for me to see.

People don’t see the angel in Mony’le, Olmert and Kazav! They seem not to see the real Zadik in my little nephew, all they see is the credit card criminal, the racial hate record, and the violence against the copy machine. This pains me deeply, because I am so united against racism.

Auntie Shelomi saw an angel in her dream last night. She was sure that it was Mony’le. She described it to me and I think she was right, it must have been a vision of Mony’le shown to her by the Elohim, no less.

He is now going to the gym, as you can see.

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