Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

August 1, 2008

Jew-U-Wish Upon A Star?

Filed under: Anti-Semistism, anti-semite, anti-semites, Nazis, retribution, shoah, Zionists — auntieziona @ 4:26 pm

Oi! These Germans are meshugas! Look at this cartoon. It proves it. They are mad. First it shows a 1 little tiny little poor Jew pillaging the land. Then it shows little Yiddish fairies penetrating books, theatres, factories, banks, buildings of commerce. Are these Germans on drugs? Do they think all Jewish men are poofty fairies?

That reminds me I must chase up my retribution claim forms….

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July 6, 2008

Oi vey! We are having a party!

I didn’t say anything to anybody because I don’t want any fuss, presents, flowers, cakes or cards – but yes I admit it, I admit it, it is my wedding anniversary coming on August 10th (23 Golders Green Crescent, London, NW11. The front door bell is broken – I keep telling him to fix it – but deliveries, can be left in the double-fronted garage).

I said to Mony’le, I said ‘Mony, my little Kneidlach, what music shall we have for the party? Should it be kletzma? Should it be sad violins’? He said ‘Auntie Ziona, I know the perfect song for us all to dance to! And there is a video film to go with it which we can project on the wall’ (us Jews we love projecting!)

Oi here it is, the most beautiful, funny song ever. I cant wait! We can hold hands & dance!

June 5, 2008

Gentile Grief

Filed under: anti-semite, Gentile, German, Jews, Muslims, Nazis, shoah — auntieziona @ 1:43 pm

A Poem by Auntie Simone
Dear Auntie Ziona,
What shall I do,
I came out a gentile,
And not as a Jew!

Dear lesser mortal,
Your problem is grave,
But I’ve a solution
Your conscience to save.

All talk of the Jews
Will be morally wrong
Unless it resembles
Solomon’s song.

Speak of the Shoah
With awe and respect,
And not one iota
Will you reject.

Never suggest
That Jews might conspire;
If you do that
You’re playing with fire.

Israel, it’s true,
Is terribly bad,
But it’s not with the Jews
You ought to get mad.

No, it’s the West’s
Imperial dream
Which caused this trouble,
This dastardly scheme.

Remember the Jews
Are peace-loving and wise.
It’s the anti-Semite
Who this truth denies.

The Muslims are suspect,
Between you and me.
They’ve crazy beliefs
And their women aren’t free.

Seek out old Nazis
Under the bed;
Take them to court
Even if they’re half dead.

You say you’re a German,
Oi ye! oi veh!
You’d better work hard,
What more can I say?

But really the best
Would be to discover
You’re also Jewish
By your great grandmother!

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April 22, 2008

Let’s keep it in the family (don’t tell the Goyim)!

Filed under: Arabs, experiments, goyim, human shield, IDF, Israel, mercy, Nazis, Palestinian, racism, soldiers, terror, truth — auntieziona @ 2:17 pm

My sister from Hendon sent me this disgraceful front page article from the Independent : “Our reign of Terror, by the Israeli army” .

A convoluted piece of diatribe made by self-hater IDF soldiers who were so keen to tell the Goyim how horrible they feel about themselves. Oi vey, is all I have to say. Israeli soldiers admitting to behaving like Nazis is really the last thing we need on British press on a Sunday.

Believe me, I pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming when I read these lines:

“He (the Israeli commander) put his weapon literally inside the (Palestinian) kid’s mouth. ‘Anyone gets close, I kill him. Don’t bug me. I kill. I have no mercy.’

Or these lines, my Got:

“We did all kinds of experiments to see who could do the best split in Abu Snena. We would put [Palestinians] against the wall, make like we were checking them, and ask them to spread their legs. Spread, spread, spread, it was a game to see who could do it best. Or we would check who can hold his breath for longest.

Nu shoin, this is not exactly gassing people or inquisition. But, let’s face it, it is not really nice to find out that the sons of Israel behave like Nazis.

I felt so angry with these anti-semite Israeli soldiers who insist on telling the truth without being asked. It is true, we do not have that much mercy for the Goyim in general and Arabs in particular, but why can’t we just keep it in the family? To go and tell it all to the Goyim is just insane. It is worse than committing suicide. I tell you, these solders are a bunch of Meshigines.

I was about to call for revenge, and even to suggest a date for crucifixion, which is exactly what we love to do to our self haters and meshigine traitors. But then guess what, I realised that I was so wrong. These Meshigine soldiers all fit nicely into the Zionist master plan. It is all subversive spiel that the Goyim wouldn’t understand in million years.

The trick here is so simple. As you can see, no more than half a dozen guilt-ridden Israeli platoons can save our entire tribe. The Goyim love us full of remorse. They loved to be fooled by our repentance. They love us confessing, because it allows them to love themselves.

Let’s face it, the Goyim do not love us at all. We cannot really blame them. They see through us, and they don’t like what they see. But as much as they detest us, they really cannot stand themselves being anti-Semites. As much as they hate us, they cannot stand themselves being racist bigots. And this is exactly where our Jewish self-haters come into play. All these Chopsky, and Finkelstoin and Shamir and Blankforce and Azmoned, and these IDF traitors in the Independent, they all come to serve one purpose. They make us, Jews, look like normal human beings. People who can sin from time to time, yet feel guilty and repentant about it all, and ask for redemption. Our self-haters make us all look like Christians, so that the Goyim can like us. Our self-haters help the Goyim handle their anti-Semitism.

Thus, we have to nourish our self-haters. They make the Jews look liberal and peaceful. We need our self-haters to be loud so that we can quietly build more settlements in the West bank, and cut the energy and food supply to Gaza. Just to make sure that these imperialist Palestinian terrorists stop this wave of terror against us.

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