Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 15, 2008

Wiki plays ball with our Rahm

Filed under: Benjamin Emanuel, Google, Irgun, Islamophobia, Israel, Rahm Emanuel, Wikipedia — auntieziona @ 2:13 pm

Oy gevalt, the meshugener goyim created such a plotz about our Benjamin’le’s innocent remark. They assumed that Rahm’s papale was saying that Obambi himself was only fit to clean the floors of the Blue and White House!

To keep the Arab street from kvetching, Rahm’le had to instruct our Wiki sayanim, Jayjg and Avraham to quickly remove Dr. Emanuel’s page from Wikipedia, and our boys at Google to sanitise the page from even the Google cache!

Luckily Auntie Shelomi made a snapshot of Dr. Benjamin’s original Wiki entry for her altar, or it would have been lost forever.

The WIZO ladies of Golders Green will be paying tribute to Dr. Benjamin and his heroic contribution to the creation of Israel tomorrow with a marathon baking session, with the winning babka to be couriered across the Atlantic first thing on Monday morning to our Benjamin’le in Illinois.


United Against the Goyim!

November 14, 2008

"What is he, an Arab?"

Oi vey, Rahm’le Emanuel, our Mossad shpion in the white house is really too polite to the Arabs. Maybe it is because he was initially trained as a ballerina.

Read for yourself:

“Obama’s incoming chief-of-staff, Rahm Emanuel, apologized to an Arab-American group for his father’s line when asked about his loyalties: “What is he, an Arab?”

“Today, Rep. Emanuel called Mary Rose Oakar, President of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, apologized on behalf of his family and offered to meet with representatives of the Arab-American community at an appropriate time in the future,” said an Emanuel spokesman, Nick Papas.”

Rahm’le, don’t you forget that it is our money you are playing with.

United Against the Goyim!

November 8, 2008

IDF in the White House!

Silly American shelmazels, they really thought that they could liberate themselves and get us out of their lives.

They thought that they could punish the Republicans for the Wolfowitzes and the Perles and the Adelmans and the Libbys.

They didn’t realise that within 24 hours with Obambi, they would have an IDF soldier running the White House.

This is so funny! Because of the political correctness, people are so afraid to confront our ultimate power. Consequently, we are having a non-stop party at the expense of humanity.

Obambi’s newly-appointed Moishe Gross, Rahn’le Emanual, is no doubt the real thing. He may even be the Messiah, yet I would expect him to ride a white donkey rather than a black president.

In an interview with Ma’ariv, his papa’le, Dr. Benjamin Emanuel, said he was convinced that his son’s appointment would be good for Israel. “Obviously he will influence the president to be pro-Israel… Why wouldn’t he be? What is he, an Arab? He’s not going to clean the floors of the White House.”

Nu Shoin, what you would expect of a proud father?

The American shelmazels do not understand that we are their terminal disease. They remove us from the spine, within twenty four hours they find us in the kidneys. Once they try to treat the kidneys, we settle in the brain, what they call the White House.

Oy oy oy, just one of the beautiful Israeli things our Rahm’le mentions in The Plan: Big Ideas for America, is the coming introduction of something very much like our own glorious IDF for all Americans from age 18 – 25, not only for the bagels, but also for all the kugels.

I tell you the truth, very soon the American people are going to miss Wolfowitz and Libby, because with our Emanuel in office, it is just a question of time before American war planes carry Star of David symbols.

And take it from Auntie Ziona, nothing is wrong with that! If you fight the Israeli war, why not use some Jewish symbols for decoration?

United Against The Americans!

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