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November 19, 2008

A Shikse with a Yiddisher Kop

Oy oy oy, we are so happy to hear that Hillary has accepted the Secretary of State position from our Obambi’le.

Condoleeza’le will be able to sleep well at night when she goes off to play the piano, knowing that Hillary is on the job.

Our Hillary has supported Israel for such a long time, even more so than her husband Bill, and she was the one who urged him to make “a different decision” when he was the President and the US once failed to use its veto to protect Israel in the Security Council.

Our Hillary’le is having a fantastic week, with Israel’s blockade of food and medical supplies into Gaza and the tanks rolling into Rafah on Tuesday. She’s been in favour of cutting off US aid if Palestine doesn’t do what we, the Jews, want, since before her husband was President.

When asked about the possibility of a Palestinian State, she stated: “There is no question mark next to me. There’s an exclamation point. I am an emphatic, unwavering supporter of Israel’s safety and security.”

Oy vey, what more could we ask for? She may be a shikse, but she’s a shikse with a yiddisher kop.

In 2005, she visited our Israel and met with Ariel Sharon, who she described as “a courageous” man. Then she chose to have her photo-op at the Israeli settlement of Gilo, built on land confiscated from Palestinians, and one of nine settlements and 78 checkpoints enclosing Bethlehem.

And our Hillary’le stood in in front of the separation wall that the government of Israel was building with American money, and praised the wall, calling it a “fence” and a “security barrier to keep terrorists out,” even though the UN World Court had declared that it was “contrary to international law”. She even had the chutzpah to say she had “taken the International Court of Justice to task for questioning Israel’s right to build the fence”!

Oh yes, we can forget about the UN World Court and the United Nations messing in our business any more once Hillary comes to power. Hillary loves the Jewish people, and she supports all of Israel’s ways of oppressing and eventually expelling all the Palestinians remaining west of the Jordan River. She is one of us.

We can remain tranquil, knowing that our Hillary also hates Iran. She said, “the dire threat posed by the potential of a nuclear-armed Iran, not only to Israel, but also to Europe and Russia. Just this week, the new president of Iran made further outrageous comments that attacked Israel’s right to exist that are simply beyond the pale of international discourse and acceptability. During my meeting with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, I was reminded vividly of the threats that Israel faces every hour of every day … It became even more clear how important it is for the United States to stand with Israel…”

With Rahm’le Emanuel as Chief of Staff and Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, Obambi is really giving the Arabs the middle finger. We can sit beside the pool and relax, knowing that there will be no change in his Middle East policies.

Mazel Tov, Hillary!

United Against the Arabs!

Shikse – Any non-Jewish woman, often referring to the curvy blonde that every loving Jewish mother fears her son will marry
Kop – head
Goyim – non-Jewish people


Cross-posted at The People’s Voice

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