Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

December 15, 2008

Livni’s Final Solution for Christmas!

Filed under: Arab Israelis, blockade, Eitan Livni, Gaza, Golda Meir, Irgun, Kadima, siege, Tzipi Livni — auntieziona @ 7:22 am

Oy, I love our Tzipi’le as much I loved her father, Eitan.

She understands what “Come home for Christmas” is all about. It means that we, the Jewish people, will come back home to Gaza’le. And we will capture all these mishuggeneh islamofascist Hamasniks.

This is what Christmas means for us, a time to bring Hannuka to the arabs and let the goyim see the light through our candles. I hear some of the Gazans have even started eating grass, so I bet those shnorrors will appreciate a little firework display after such a long fast.

And you mustn’t think our Tzipi’le spends all her time playing with her collection of war paraphernalia! She’s also been looking at the problem of a million and a half too many Arab Israelis within our borders, and managed to work out a kleine final solution.

Nu shoin, she may even be the new Golda, with the koyach to get rid of all the remaining mishuggeneh muslims and restore Greater Israel to its biblical borders, just like the map etched on papa’le Eitan’s gravestone.

United Against the Goyim!

koyach (KOY-akh) – inner strength, the heart for something.

(mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts, insane.

(shnor-ror) – A begger; someone who always looking for a handout or a free ride; someone who’s continually sponging off others.

kleine – small


  1. it isn’t pronouced “koy-akh” but “koe-ach”.

    Comment by Rowan Berkeley — December 15, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  2. Thank you, Rowan’le. I love it when goychicks point out my yiddisher typos. But I fixed it. Now what about you come to Shabbas next week ans bring along a nice Jewish girl for a change?

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — December 15, 2008 @ 8:43 am

  3. Royen’le are you trying to teach me Hebrew? So let me tell you Koe-ach is Hebrew, Koy-Akh is Yidddish. Similarly, Rowan in Hebrew is Royen’le in Yiddish.

    Oi ever, I do not know you really, I have never seen you in Blooms, are you a Jew or at least a Sabbath Goy? Berkeley is not exactly a kosher name and i am soi suspicious….

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — December 15, 2008 @ 8:47 am

  4. Auntie, this has to be the best hitlerization of any politician I’ve ever seen!

    Is she also planning to make Hannukah lampshades out of arab skin, do you think?

    Comment by shabbas goy — December 15, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

  5. sorry, it didn’t occur to me that there were still yiddish versions of words I think of as primarily hebrew.

    but no I’m not jewish. I wanted and still want to learn hebrew, the way the guys in Jules Verne’s “First men in the moon” wanted to learn the language of the Selenites.

    Comment by Rowan Berkeley — December 15, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

  6. oy vey Rowen’le, it must be a job with Mossad you are after. But without a bris, I don’t think a goy like you will stand a chance.

    You know of course our Tzipi’le worked for the Mossad for a while, this is where she sharpened her teeth.

    But the most important question is for would-be Mossad operatives – do you have your own large cello case?

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — December 15, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

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