Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

June 30, 2008

Jackie Mason Talks the Peace

Oi would you check out this clip?! The way Jackie Mason spits whenever he says the word ‘Arab’ is beautiful! Such grace, such eloquence, such poignancy. The man is so Jewish he manages to speak in a Noo Joy-zee accent even though he is from Wisconsin. That takes some doing! It is like sounding like a Glaswegian if you were born in the Golan Heights. Such talent. I wonder did he study acting with Lee Strasboyg?

Now it seems that Mr Mason (who I admit I have a slight crush on) is not just a comedian. He is a historian too. But he has a few little glitches to iron out. He tells us ‘Not only do the Arabs (spit) not belong there (spit) but they were never there in the first place. (dribble) They never existed as a people or as an entity.’

Oi this is wonderful news. But then he tells us that the Palestinians were originally persecuted by Syria & Jordan & that’s how they came to live on our land. He says ‘Many of them were annihilated, so how come they don’t ask for anything in return?’

Good question. When someone murders my family I want to be offered a cash alternative.

I tell you, the whole thing stinks like a gefilte fish that’s been left in the fridge for 3 days because you had to rush out to recue T’ziga’le from the Police station again and you forgot to clean it out.

United Against Racism!

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6 Comments »

  1. He is indeed the ultimate Jew… pretty revolting..and hardly funny.

    Comment by Anonymous — July 2, 2008 @ 11:42 am

  2. From Wisconsin??? Like Golda??? I think we need to start a little blue box drive to start up a nice museum in Milwaukee!

    If you like the idea, Auntie, let me know and I’ll see if there are any arabs I can kick off of the place so we’s can make that monument that honours the best of our people!

    Comment by geldenlox — July 2, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

  3. in the US Wisconsin is associated mainly with its high export of cannibals like Jeffrey Dahmer Ed Geen. Is this a coincidence?

    Comment by Anonymous — July 2, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

  4. Goldenlox,why just Arabs? kick all the Goim and we make it into a nice Yiddish shtetle so all the rabbis and the the Israelis and the Bundists and the Jews for this and Jews for that can come for a real proper gefilthe. We need a new Jewsh centre!!!

    Comment by Anonymous — July 2, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

  5. Indeed this Mason is a real cannibal but he is a liberal one, a very liberal one. I checked out his blog. in one of his clips he stand up for Gay’s right. So generous of him, he even says that ‘if someone wants to marry a horse, it is no on else problem’. Oi oi oi, with such a supporter who needs enemies. He is as stupid as a donkey. Auntie, you must appeal to this ‘ultimate Jew’ Mason and and ask him to shut up.

    Comment by Anonymous — July 2, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

  6. I have a morbid crush on Mason and am planning to ask him over for some diet coke and mentos, just for fun… since he enjoys spitting so much

    Comment by Jews for Gay Rights — July 2, 2008 @ 10:35 pm


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