I opened my door gladly because I have been worried about dear Tzigal’le ever since tRancie put out the word that all those marvellous video clips about tRance’le’s rise to power at Wikipedia were made by that scheigetz Atzmond, rather than Tziga’le himself. This was almost too much for our Tziga’le to bear.
But when he strode in through the back door last night with his Menorah in one hand and a victorious expression on his face, I knew Tziga’le had turned the corner.
“Aunty Ziona,” Tziga’le said, “tRancie came here a couple of nights ago to ask me to forgive him for not telling the whole world who the creative genius was behind those clips. I feel much better about it now, Aunti’e Ziona. tRancie asked me to turn my talents instead to creating a video which would portray him as a hero, no more talk about being part of the Sayanim. A saviour of the world, coming to the aid of the workers’ children needing to be rescued from burning synagogues and such-like.”
He paused to pour us each a glass of Yarden Gewurztraminer Vintage imported from Isreel, which he picked up at Steimatzky’s store, and has been keeping for a special occasion.
“He promised that if I could portray him in a heroic light, he would give me full credit for creating the clip. But he insisted I had to make him look really magnificent. Well, I got to work straight away, Auntie Z. Watch this!” he said, clinking glasses…
It is just too funny
I assume that these Marxist jokers start to realise that their long relentless slander brought a shoa on themselves.
Comment by Anonymous — June 14, 2008 @ 12:51 am
tRance looks like he’s really enjoying his circumsition..
Comment by Anonymous — June 15, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
yes, indeed he did. tRancie was a phenomenon, even as an 8-day old baby. The rabbi reported afterwards that tRancie had sung “Hava Nagila” throughout his Bris, and afterwards went on to page enthusiastically through Mrs. Mendellsohn’s encyclopedia set. Oy vey, he was quite something, our tRance’le.
Comment by Auntie Shelomi — June 15, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
For sure he enjoys, this is his entry card to the Jewish world. Without a chopped schwantz’l he could never become a Jewish Marxist or even an ordinary Sayan. With this Godly cut he would be just an ordinary working class wikiman
Felix
Comment by Anonymous — June 15, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
that is so… even as a child, tRancie had planned his career in encyclopaediatrica (this was before wiki existed, and when the interbnet weas still a twinkle in Einstein’s eye) and so when he was 12, he went to the rabbi and requested another centimeter or so get chopped off, just to prove his bravery as well as to make sure he had a first class ticket into the world of th Sayanim.
He gace a wonderful talk one night to the WIZO ladies get together, and afterwards was persuaded to show us, and I can vouch that he has indeed the most Jewish schwantz’le I’ve ever seen. Oy vey!
Comment by Auntie Shelomi — June 15, 2008 @ 9:20 pm