Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 24, 2008

Kosher Harakiri

Oi, I can’t wait! I have tickets for the new Holocaust musical in the Vest End! It is set in the Warsaw Ghetto, but the characters put on a play within a play about Masada, the fortress where 960 Jews did a kosher Harakiri just to put off the Romans. So I get two tragedies for the price of one! This is very helpful during a credit crunch.

Oi, and there is one song that goes:
“The weather’s a stinker
We’re bound for Treblinka
But in only a blink of an eye
We’ll be flying in the sky
You and me-e-e-e!
Our spirits soa-oaring
Forever free!”

I know I will come out with the CD, the T shirt and the Holocaust education pack they give you. But I am worried because the Times said one poor person in the audience went to see it and couldn’t stop vomiting for three hours. But it was probably the gefilthe fish he had that was too old. Plus if you go on public transport, the goyim carry so many germs! Certainly it can’t be the scene where they crucify a Christian slave on stage while singing kletzmar songs that made him sick!?

United Against Music


  1. Why the Jews have to go back to Masada, isn’t Israel suicidal enough?

    Moishe’le Tzorer

    Comment by Anonymous — November 25, 2008 @ 11:01 am

  2. Moishe’le these days israelis prefer to drive our neighbors to suicide instead

    Auntie Sarah’le

    Comment by Anonymous — November 25, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

  3. Sarah’le, this is in itself a suicidal attempt, don’t you agree?

    Moishe’le Tzorer

    Comment by Anonymous — November 25, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

  4. Moishe'le, dont say such a thing! We jews are either surrounded by murderers or suicidals & we prefer to ignore the connection

    Auntie Sarah'le

    Comment by Anonymous — November 26, 2008 @ 9:30 am

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