Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

January 12, 2009

“We Want Peace”

Filed under: Uncategorized — auntieziona @ 8:48 pm

Guest Post by Auntie’s nephew, David’le Taub.

There couldn’t have been a clearer contrast between yesterday’s rally for Hamas and today’s event for peace in both Israel and Gaza.

While today was a celebration of 4000 Chosens, yesterday was a march of 100 000 idiotic ordinary humanists.

In place of the racist posters, calibrated to taunt Jews with their mass murder at the hands of that Nazi who was himself a Jew by origin, and was behaving like an Israeli, we had posters calling for Peace for the People of Israel and Gaza, nothwithstanding our ability to kill a hundred Goyzans a day, shoin.

I took along my camera, hoping to capture a picture of one of our supporters burning the Palestinian flag, but gevalt, no such luck.

Oy oy oy, some of our wonderful Jewish people had even made their own posters. They said things like this:

Indeed, from now on, the rest of the world will happen to be our victims.

Trafalgar Square was full to capacity, and for some bizarre reason it smelled like garlic and gefilte fish.

Even though there had been rumours that the British people were starting to show signs of a real fatigue of us and the crimes against humanity we happen to support, there were a sea of British and Israeli flags, as well as stalls selling hot chicken soup and I love Sderot t-shirts and mugs.

A Lubavitcher turned up with a bunch of tefilin, and circulated in the crowd trying to get them to tie the little boxes to his head. When asked, I politely declined. I mean, it is a little silly, isn’t it? Just to show you that I, Davidle Taub, a notorious islamophobe, is actually a liberated Jew cosmopolitan secular, who for some reason ended up in the circumcised cyber world.

Some of the Hamas supporters who frequent this blog have suggested that the neo-Nazi British National Party would turn up to this march. They’ll suggest that the presence of this country’s flag, the Union Jack, is evidence that they were there.

Well, I made a point of chatting to those with Union Jacks, and asking them if they were BNP members or supporters. This is what they had to say:

“They say WHAT? But we fight against the BNP!”

In spite of the fact that very much like the BNP, we are racist to the bone, and we hide behind symbols and flags. We are against the BNP, but we are for the JNF (Jewish National Front).

“We took both flags to the demonstration, because we’re proud to be British, as long as Brown supports our little Israel”

“The BNP have no right to our Union Jack. We’re taking it back, so that Lord Cash Machine Levy can take care of the rest!”

So, how were things in the pro-Hamas counter demonstration? Small, noisy and fanatical and if you ask me, we’d better start seeking shelter.

Note Jews for Justice for Palestinians, standing literally shoulder to shoulder with the supporters of not one, but two, theocratic terrorist groups.

Which means that their sense of Justice is far too universal for Jews, so why do they call themselves Jews?

And the newly formed International Jewish Anti-Zionist Network (aka Messrs. Rance and Greenstein), right next to a demonstrator with their pro-Hezbollah placard.

And while the jihadists and communists chanted their message of hate at our demonstration, the crowd chanted back:

“We Want Peace”.

But before we achieve it, we may have to continue raining down white phosphorus on these mishuggah Palestinians, until they learn to obey.

United Against The Universe

Mishuggah (mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts


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