Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 12, 2008

It’s Shoah Time, Kinderlekh!

Filed under: British schools, Holocaust, shoa — auntieziona @ 2:39 am


Nu shoin, today has not been a good day.

It was enough already to be reminded of Kristallnacht this morning, when old Mrs Mendelsohn deliberately smashed her crystal glass in Blooms, just to bring home which day it was to the goyim at the next table.

But then having to read about the British government’s Shoa enthusiasm in the Times this afternoon!

Oy gevalt, every secondary school is to get a Shoa specialist. Apparently one teacher from every school will be offered the subject of Holocaust Studies.

On the one hand, it is so important to teach the goyim kinderlekh about the Shoa, to make sure that they grow up to be qualified Islamophobes. So that once they join the British army, they can punish Iraqis, Afghans, Pakistanis, and with the help of G_d, even Iranians, for the crimes committed against us by the Nazis.

Oi ever, I really do not not like Shoa and scholarship getting mixed up together. For so many years, we managed to stop intellectual sheigetz from asking too many questions. But once we let them in, this may lead to a new Shoa.

We really can’t let the goyim start teaching our history. Oi ever, as long as they are learning about Bergen-Belzen rather than silly Waterloo and D-Day, they will keep fighting our wars.

It’s very important for the goyim to learn about Anti-Semitism, just to make sure that if ever they join the BNP, they’ll at least know why.

We must also make sure that if they read about our Mossad operative in the Blue and White House, and feel a tide of Anti-Semitism invading their souls, they will realise immediately that they aren’t all that original.

United Against Shoa Education!

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6 Comments »

  1. Auntie my child is difficult & argues with me all the time. Last week he watched the news and started talking about the 'holocaust in the Congo'! I was flabbergasted. I had to sit him down and explain that yes they may be being murdered, displaced, raped bla bla bla but that this very different from our Shoa. He didn't get it at all. He started to cry & I had to send him to his room.

    Auntie do you happen to have the phone number of home tuition holocaust teacher?

    This wonderful scheme you happen to mention hasn't reached my Issac's classroom yet, probably they worry it will offend all the 'Ikbals & Ahmeds.'

    Auntie Ruth

    Comment by Anonymous — November 12, 2008 @ 9:42 am

  2. Tony, oh hey Tony

    I need you to shove your manhood up my tuchis and pound me HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD !!!!!!!!

    Pining for your pounding!

    Roland Rance, chief of Stalinists for Jihad

    Comment by Anonymous — November 13, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

  3. Roland you don’t have to shout

    Comment by Anonymous — November 14, 2008 @ 8:41 am

  4. Hundreds of people in the web who despise Roland Rance:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Runtshit

    Comment by Anonymous — November 14, 2008 @ 9:00 am

  5. Auntie why oh why dont you answer my question? Please. I am desparate. Last night Isaac’le said he heard from the arab in his class, that there is s shoa in Gaza. What can I do? Oi what can I do?

    Anutie Ruth

    Comment by Anonymous — November 14, 2008 @ 11:31 am

  6. Ruthile
    Please tell little Isaac to tell all these Aribishes that the Holocaust is all about numbers and gas!!!

    The Holocaust is our’s and we won’t let anyone in, not even the Feigalches, the Ziganes who stole our Klezmer music and the Communists who want to share.

    Why to share all the time? What is wrong in keeping it all to yourself?

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — November 14, 2008 @ 11:49 am


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