Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

November 8, 2008

IDF in the White House!

Silly American shelmazels, they really thought that they could liberate themselves and get us out of their lives.

They thought that they could punish the Republicans for the Wolfowitzes and the Perles and the Adelmans and the Libbys.

They didn’t realise that within 24 hours with Obambi, they would have an IDF soldier running the White House.

This is so funny! Because of the political correctness, people are so afraid to confront our ultimate power. Consequently, we are having a non-stop party at the expense of humanity.

Obambi’s newly-appointed Moishe Gross, Rahn’le Emanual, is no doubt the real thing. He may even be the Messiah, yet I would expect him to ride a white donkey rather than a black president.

In an interview with Ma’ariv, his papa’le, Dr. Benjamin Emanuel, said he was convinced that his son’s appointment would be good for Israel. “Obviously he will influence the president to be pro-Israel… Why wouldn’t he be? What is he, an Arab? He’s not going to clean the floors of the White House.”

Nu Shoin, what you would expect of a proud father?

The American shelmazels do not understand that we are their terminal disease. They remove us from the spine, within twenty four hours they find us in the kidneys. Once they try to treat the kidneys, we settle in the brain, what they call the White House.

Oy oy oy, just one of the beautiful Israeli things our Rahm’le mentions in The Plan: Big Ideas for America, is the coming introduction of something very much like our own glorious IDF for all Americans from age 18 – 25, not only for the bagels, but also for all the kugels.

I tell you the truth, very soon the American people are going to miss Wolfowitz and Libby, because with our Emanuel in office, it is just a question of time before American war planes carry Star of David symbols.

And take it from Auntie Ziona, nothing is wrong with that! If you fight the Israeli war, why not use some Jewish symbols for decoration?

United Against The Americans!


  1. not only did Emanuel once repeatedly stab a restaurant table with a steak knife, he also mailed a democrat defector an enormous rotting fish! What a great sense of tuna.



    Comment by Anonymous — November 8, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

  2. Oh Auntie, it worked! Our great American peace movement (UFPJ) saynim proved themselves yet again. They advised all the peaceniks to hold off in demands for withdrawing from Iraq, etc. and instead work to elect Obama and democrats. See how successful we were??? Thanks to your advice and kugel we are definitely united against peace over here across the pond.

    Comment by american cousin — November 8, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

  3. I actually prefer Auntie’s light porn

    I love Jewish dirty talk

    Erik Zion

    Comment by Anonymous — November 8, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

  4. Speaking of dirty talk, I am afraid that our Rahm’le might need some Freudian kugel snacks to help him with some obvious gender confusion.

    He seems to have done a reverse Zohan and instead of the IDF to hairdresser route has instead taken the route from ballet dancer to IDF to knife-stabber and dead fish sender. He may need sexual counseling about his masculinity and who better to provide it than Auntie with her ample bosom, home cooking and infinite wisdom?

    Comment by american cousin — November 8, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

  5. Good Irgun stock is so hot, Auntie Ziona. Next time we have a romp in the chicken soup, we must ask Dr Benjamin’le Emanuel to join us and sample the knudels!

    By the way, did you see Haaretz today?

    Our Israeli brothers and sisters are over the oon about the change in Obama to a ‘hard tone’ now that he’s been elected. They know what’s still coming. The Americans are going to describe the old Wolfovitzes and Libbys as “doves” after they’ve seen what our groys hawks deliver.

    Comment by Auntie Shelomi — November 8, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

  6. We Americans are even more excited about Daddy Benjamin than sonny Rahm. A kindly, loving pediatrician who took the sacred Hippocratic oath “first do no harm” (with his fingers understandably crossed behind his back to indicate the caveat “unless they are Arabs”) he clearly understand us Americans through and through.

    In addition to providing that good Irgun stock from whence little Rahm’le sprang, Daddy B understands that a large percentage of the American public really do think Obama is an Arab.

    Because he knows this about us, Daddy B is really saying that Obama’le is the one that is going to be cleaning the floors at the White house (or even better, shining shoes, like a good schvartze) while Rahm’le piouretting in his tutu while brandishing a steak knife and dead fish will be running the show!

    Comment by american cousin — November 8, 2008 @ 8:37 pm



    Obama to make AIPAC operative chief of staff:

    Comment by Anonymous — November 9, 2008 @ 9:08 am

  8. So maybe Azmond was right when he called them
    The Jewnited State of Jewmerica.

    America may be our real promised land. These Americans really let us have fun.

    Shoin, I am now considering leaving Golders Green and moving to Miami.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — November 9, 2008 @ 9:55 am

  9. Aumtie Ziona, you forget that there’s no Blooms in Miami.

    But didn’t you love the way our irgun doctor Benjamin’le Emanuel, managed to call Obambi a “nigger” without actually using the word. He in fact was saying that Obambi is a combination of schwartze and arab and only fit to clean the floors.

    It is just so funny already.

    Comment by Uncle Shlommi — November 9, 2008 @ 10:08 am

  10. Roland Rance, get your tongue out of my arse already!

    — Tony Greenstein, Stalin’s love bunny

    Comment by Anonymous — November 9, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

  11. The Final Solution Part Two!

    Be afraid you parasites be very afraid!

    Comment by Anonymous — November 12, 2008 @ 2:34 am

  12. Nothing changed since the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962….When the Israeli P.M. said, “An attack of Miami Beach will be considered an attack on Israel!”.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 22, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

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