Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

October 26, 2008

The IJAN is Birthed – with Two Jews Fighting in a Church

Oy gevalt, it seems that my two little nephews, Mony’le and Miki’le, have got nothing better to do than tripping and kicking each other in a church.

Mony’le hates the churches. A few months back, he was caught vandalizing one in Brighton.

But it is not because he is racist, he is actually very united against racism. This is why he makes sure that all the bald boys … oy, I mean BOLD boys in the “International Jewish Anti-Zionist Network” lost the tip of their schwantzes a long time ago.

Because Mony’le is so united against racism, he wants to form a Jews-only peace campaign. Nu shoin, what is wrong with that? In Isroel, we have the Jews-only state and in England, we have the Jews-only peace campaign. As long as the Goyim are out, Auntie Ziona is happy.

But then, if it is a ‘Jews-only’ gathering , why did they make it in a church? Wouldn’t it have been better to make it in a synagogue? Or in the Israeli embassy? Or even in Blooms? At least there he could kick Miki’le’s shins without getting us into trouble with the Goyim.

I told Mony so many times, we pay you so much money to destroy the Palestinian solidarity movement, Azmoned and Eoisen, but instead of doing that you are bringing a Shoa on all of us. Mony, you must stop desecrating churches. The Goyim must believe that we respect them.

Oi ever, I’ll see Mony’le, Trance’le, Moshik Machover and Miki’le next Friday night, and I’ll sort it all out with a gefilthe and kreplach.

We have to make sure the Goyim do not make big zimes out of it.

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  1. Tony again….
    Fighting in a church, what next?

    Oy vey Zmir

    Comment by Anonymous — October 26, 2008 @ 8:03 am

  2. TG does not stand for Tony Greenstalin. It stands for tuchis grabber. Tony likes to grab the odd tuchis whenever it is available, while he is on his way to the nearby store to do some shoplifting.

    Comment by Anonymous — October 26, 2008 @ 10:20 am

  3. I am God-smacked!

    As a Shiksa with Anglo Saxon grandparents on both the maternal & paternal line, I simply can not understand how a person could burst into violence in the House of the Lord!?

    I'm sure TG likes to have his Marxist party surrounded by images of Christ bleeding on the cross. I can see how it helps with the atmosphere – but next time you hook up with 'Egg-head's Agaisnt God'Tony, do it in a synagogue! Or as Auntie suggest, in Bloooms. Jew-only spaces for Jew-only partys.

    Comment by Anonymous — October 26, 2008 @ 11:01 am

  4. More gratuitous violence… sigh…that’s all TG has on his record…

    plus credit card fraud, shoplifting, hate crime, vandalism

    The exciting life of an unemployed Jewish leader…

    Comment by Disappointed in TG once more — October 26, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

  5. who runs this site?
    is it atzmon?

    Comment by Anonymous — October 26, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

  6. What u on about?

    It’s run by Auntie, the sister of Mony’s rabbi father.

    Apparently Auntie is launching her own Jewish cookbook called Recipes for Disaster


    Comment by Anonymous — October 26, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  7. Recipes for Disaster
    Auntie Zetzel

    Comment by Anonymous — October 26, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

  8. Sadly, the version of the event on HP has closed its comments because David Toube is worried that comments about Tony Greenstein’s spent penal convictions will land HP in trouble again. I can’t blame him, so I can see why he closed the comments. But all the same, they were a riot!

    Get this scene: we have Mikey who goes to a meeting by Jews, for Jews only, and he actually says this is a very weird thing to do for a political platform (Mikey scores one point). Then he tells us how it was boring and he was doing some instant messaging while it was happening. The ususal thing is to get up and walk out of a thing like this. (Mikey loses his point). Tony, who should have turned OFF his phone during a conference, like all normal people do, walks out to get a call (Tony at minus one), Mikey says his name and states that Tony then kicked him hard in the shins. (Kangaroo court begins, because kicking is how animals react when they feel attacked, and calling someone’s name is not attacking. Minus one point for Mikey calling Tony’s name, minus two points for Tony for acting like an animal). Mikey sits agonising in pain and Tony seems to forget his phone call as Roland Rance joins him to scream in Mikey’s face. (Minus another point Tony, and Minus Two for Rance for getting involved in a fight that wasn’t even his).

    Some try to calm the fray of bowling ball headed granddads, to judge by the pictures Tony set up) and in the end, Mikey gets his say (minus one for Mikey for speaking at a rally for only Jews and then also complaining about it).

    Mikey writes his report about it (plus one for Mikey for exposing the strange and hostile world of Tony). Tony comes in to give his version which CHANGES AT LEAST THREE TIMES! (Minus three points for Tony). David T closes the thread, now at the height of the sublime and surreal (Minus ten points for David for being a wuss). Tony posts his version on his blog with “Mad Mikey” as the “fun” name he uses (plus one point for Tony for giving us more points to match his inconsistencies), complete with a picture of What Cluck Cluck Laid this Week (plus two points for showing us the age of these progressive tribalists), and here we are, ready to match the two versions.

    I hope Mikey comes in to participate with his own testimony.
    As it stands, the score: (I stand to be corrected)
    Mikey Ezra – Minus One
    Tony Greenstein – Minus Four
    David Toube – Minus Ten
    Roland Rance – Minus Two

    Comment by mary — October 27, 2008 @ 7:46 am

  9. oops, I forgot a very big points reducer: calling your adversary a spy. (Minus five points for Tony and Rance). Someone is only a spy if they are not open about their politics and are acting like they are in favour of a certain politics and actually support a different one, or if they are infiltrates.

    This would not classify Mikey as a spy. Sure, he loves Babs in a way that may be close to pathological for an adult male, but all the same, it is clear that his political opponent would be an anti-Zionist. He doesn’t go to an AZ meeting to act as if he wants to connect and join, but just as someone who wants to witness it. He states that all the time, that he sees those against Israel as a Jewish Homeland as freaks and extremists.

    Given that Tony is defending Debbie Maccoby on his blog for her support of the Jewish Homeland, and still saying she is not a Zionist means either he does not know what Zionism even means, or he is blinded by friendship affiliation, both of which are key “crimes” in activism. So… in essence… it is like the pot calling the kettle black.

    Somebody get in there and modify the points! I have to fix my hair for my next trip to Harry’s Place.

    Comment by mary — October 27, 2008 @ 7:55 am

  10. Mary’le my ingale, how are you doing there in Italy, why don’t you come for a gefilthe with Monyle and Mikile this Friday?

    You must stop giving Mony’le hard time. He is a qualified failure. He has never achieved anything in his life. But he really tries his best. I just saw his new post about Azmond this morning. 15 Paragraphs that no one is going to read, not even me. This Azmond and his big success drives him meshige.

    But it is not Azmond really. we all know about Mony’le and his Tzures which he tries to hide very unssuccesfuly. I almost gave hope on him. At least now with the credit lunch he will have many more unemployed people to look after.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — October 27, 2008 @ 11:02 am

  11. Auntie, the thought of your gastronomic delights & their healing, unifying powers – transform my mouth into Niagra.

    May I come too?


    Comment by Anonymous — October 27, 2008 @ 11:11 am

  12. Auntie, thanks for the invite. I think I will take you up on it. Mikey has been saying for years he wants “drinkies” with me because this is what he does with his “collection of extremists”.

    I will bring my husband along who is a regional quarter-finalist in Thai Kick Boxing, where the knee and shin are permitted to be struck, but only with one part of the foot (well, he was quarter-finalist 5 years ago… but he still can insert a well-placed foot where it needs to be). I will bring my daughter too, who is a Karateka.. I think I can handle the self-defense.

    I am a self-defending Jew.

    Comment by mary — October 27, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  13. Oi Mary’le, I am so yapppy,

    7 O’clock after kidush. and make sure you bring nothing except yourself and family.

    Miki’le told me the other day that he met Azmond twice and found him very charming. As much as he hates what this Azmond says, he respect him as a human being. Unlike Mony’le, Azmond and yourself are real anti Zionists and you know what, we have respect to our enemies.

    Miki’le told me that in spite of Azmond being a very big man, him and Dovid’le Taub didn’t feel intimidated at all. It is not like Mony’le who always tries to kick people who are slightly shorter than him. This Azmond is really kind of a dove. No criminal record,no violence against Jews. He is almost boring

    Oy Riboyne Shel O’ylam, what am I going to do with my Mony’le. What will happen when I pass away. Oy Givalt

    Mary’le I am so Yappy to meet your man, is he an Italian Jew?

    I really want also to meet this Scheigetz Azmond, how can I get in touch with him?

    I asked Mony’le but he doesn’t want to help…

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — October 27, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

  14. Ziona, i went to visit the Toubs this morning and found this message on their door

    David T
    26 October 2008, 3:23 pm
    I am very sorry to say that, as somebody is repeatedly posting details of spent criminal convictions, I am going to have to close this door

    do you know anything about it? Is it Mony’le again? Or is it Miki’le?

    So much tzures

    Auntie Shmontie

    Comment by Anonymous — October 27, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

  15. Auntie, your nephew just wrote the following on his site.

    'For sure there are Jewish bankers/capitalists etc. They may well be more numerous than the proportion of Jews in the population given that Jews have been upwardly mobile in comparison with e.g. Black people'.

    1)Has Mony not heard of Barak Obama?

    2) Auntie have you not told Mony that in multiculteral Britain we don't like this kind of supremicist talk. Our government calls it 'inciting racial hatred' & when Nick Griffin did it. he got put in jail.


    Comment by Anonymous — October 27, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

  16. Auntie, another thing: your nephew insists of calling Aztmon 'incoherent' & yet he seems to grasp perfectly well what Atzmon is saying.

    If Mony doesn't understand Atzmon, why is so offended by his texts? Can you explain?


    Comment by Anonymous — October 27, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  17. Tony Greenstein writes:

    “A few paragraphs previously Atzmon informs us that:
    Jews are not necessarily Zionists. They can also be humanists, universalists, ordinary human beings… “

    As usual, greenstein fails to quote Atzmon’s sentence in full.

    Here is the Atzmon quote:

    “Jews are not necessarily Zionists. They can also be humanists, universalists, ordinary human beings,plumbers, musicians, shopkeepers and even shoplifters.”

    Greenstein dropped: “plumbers, musicians, shopkeepers and even shoplifters.”

    I guess we all know why.

    As far as we are aware, Greenstein is not exactly a ‘plumber’, not a musician either, and not a shopkeeper.

    But what about ‘shoplifting’? …

    We have a very good reason to believe that Greenstein interprets Atzmon’s writing about the tribal Jew as applying to one particular Tony.

    It is devastating for Greenstein, considering the fact that Atzmon’s Credit Crunch paper is now posted on more than 9.000 sites.

    However, Atzmon continues:

    “The Zionists amongst the Jews are very easy to trace. They always operate politically as Jews. They run Jewish lobbies, think tanks and pressure groups. For that matter, Jewish American Committee (JAC), AIPAC, Jews For Peace and Anti Zionist Jews are all different forms of Jewish tribal national politics.”

    Indeed, Tony Greenstein and Roland Rance “operate politically as Jews” and run “pressure groups”.

    The conclusion is very clear:

    Greenstein is overwhelmed by Atzmon’s coherence. He always drops the bits that refers to him and expose him as a devoted Zionist.

    Sadly enough, Greenstein lacks the talent to confront Atzmon.

    All he can do is lie and deceive.

    What would you expect of a man with such an enormous record of Spent Convictions ….:)

    Comment by Auntie Maria — October 28, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

  18. Auntie, I bought the plane tickets for the whole family. I have made a special investment in shinguards and the padded helmet. I remember when Tony was defending his mime friend who slapped a child on the side of the face at a family event. No, I am not making that up. The helmet is for my daughter, the shinguards are for me.

    I assume you will be sitting upon your throne, the EZ-Lounge armchair with the leg rest, so you should be protected enough.

    I agree with the above posters here that Tony omits all the parts that might make him wriggle a little. I can’t blame him, he is acting tough because he is ashamed, apparently. He may also think that there is more dignity in working in an office and using their fax machines for his personal use to threaten all of his political enemies. He probably steals paper clips and envelopes from the office supplies room too, when no one is watching, as I was saying, he finds this more dignifying than being a plumber.

    The plumbers actually resolve situations where the shit does not flush down, and he is against that… He likes to spread it around as far as he can.

    United Against Plumbers.

    Comment by mary — October 28, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

  19. Auntie Ziona, looks to me as though your Shabbat is turning into a cosmopolitan event. I suppose Mary’le will force everyone to talk in Italian. As it happens, on Shabbat I will be in London too, passing through from Buenos Aires to Barcelona for my nephew Fidel’le’s Bar Mitzvah next week. I would like to come too, and will bring a bottle of kosher wine from Uncle Shlommi’s vineyards. Long time since I had the opportunity to give Mony’e, tRancie’le and Miki’le a tongue-lashing. Remember that time, about 40 years ago, after we caught them vandalising the cemetry.

    Comment by Auntie Maria — October 28, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

  20. Oy this is going to be big, I consider making some charosis and to call it a Saider.

    Mary’le you must bring Azmond along

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — October 28, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

  21. All of this is almost starting to feel warm and fluffy. It must be the call of the wild, all those elderly Bubbes around is almost bringing me to tears… (and then there will be Auntie Ziona and Maria.. No, just fooling, I know that Tony has demonstrated his virility beyond all doubt. He may be elderly in many senses, but he is certainly riproaring with the testosterone.

    I won’t force anyone to speak Italian against their will, don’t worry. I just need to know, you aren’t in any way orthodox, are you? I would hate to see my daughter turned into the Shabbas Goy, (although Mikey and company would classify her as Jewish, even if she doesn’t). She won’t move her behind to make me a cuppa, much less serving a group of adults hand and foot.

    I would love to see the spy videos, or at least Mikey singing along to Babs doing the Ha Tikva. If we get Atzmon to come, have we got a Minyan?

    Comment by mary — October 28, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

  22. I am afraid that for a minyan you will need as well David Toub, Moisha’le Machover and a little Elf

    Comment by Anonymous — October 28, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  23. But you can take Sabbath Goya Sue’le Blackwell to do the dishes and turn the light off when the party is over.

    Comment by Anonymous — October 28, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

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