Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

October 4, 2008


Filed under: Uncategorized — auntieziona @ 7:14 pm

Oi Vey Simpson (a human being)

Oi vey, i turned on the TV this morning and i heard the devastating news about this footballer actor Oi Vey Simpson. Why doesn’t he just get his father to come to the court & get him off? I dont understand. Then I looked at Oi Vey’s picture and I realised he doesn’t look very Jewish to me.

But as you know Jewish people come in many colours. You can have us in red like Monyle, Trancle and Trostkle. You can have us in Blue and White like Herzl, Wolfowitz and Greenspan and you can have us even in black like the falshmura. Oi we are like little bag of Mn’Ms! Chocolate, multi-coloured & nuts. Now, I personally love black. I like it on cars and kitty cats, but i do not like it when it comes on a person.

But today in England, this Mandy Mandelson came back to his career for the 3rd time. So there is hope for Oi Vey yet & if all else fails he can always remain the patron saint of knife crime.

We the Jewish people have to look after each other and now we have to fight to get Oi Vey Simpson and Gilad Shalit. We are all human Beings. Oi vey!


1 Comment »

  1. "Why doesn't he just get his father to come to the court & get him off?"

    Auntie you are so racist…

    What do you try to suggest that if the man is a black, his father cannot be a Rabbi?

    United Against Racism

    Red Moshik

    Comment by Anonymous — October 5, 2008 @ 9:48 am

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