Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

September 22, 2008

Auntie’s Open Letter to Paul McCartney

Filed under: Beetles, Israel, Paul McCartney — auntieziona @ 5:09 pm

Dear Sir Paul’le, I want to tell you from the bottom of my heart that we, the Jewish people are so happy you are coming to Tel Aviv to spread peace & love & vegetarian pop. Oi it is so beautiful!! Paul’le I have to admit I didn’t know your music very well before, because you don’t play much kletzmer & when you said things like ‘all you need is love’ I just didn’t relate to it at all. But now, even after you paid that horrible pirate woman for a divorce, I see it costs over NIS 500 (£100) to see you dancing singing live! Oi!!! I think u must be a very important man!

We, the Jewish People, who have suffered & schlepped more then anyone else in history, are profoundly regretful that we refused you entry to Israel all those years ago. Now we realise that your hit song, ‘The Fool on the Hill’, refers to Jesus Christ & the Sermon on the Mount, so we can all be friends again for peace & love & tofu – oi oi oi!

Now, Paul’le I would also like to apologise for all the letters you have been sent by these silly jewish lefties. I do hope that when you open these letters, while eating yr goyim breakfast with your new beautiful millionairess tzayzke who is 25 years younger than you, that their words don’t upset you too much. I suspect really Paul, that these little lefties think that by writing you a letter, they are somehow associated with your glory. It is sad but we have to admit it. This is why they like to fixate on celebrities like you & this meshigine sax man Galil Atzmoned, who I think you even played with once.

Have a wonderful concert my little Beetle!

Love Auntie Ziona XXX

p.s You know your friend John’s song : ‘Imagine no posessions. It’s easy if you try. Imagine there’s no Country, above us only sky.’ Well if you see one of the Palestinians you won’t have to imagine anymore. We made your dream come true!

I found some footage of you on youtube – you are very handsome boy! And you’re voice is not bad either.

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11 Comments »

  1. ‘My Name is Paul McCartney. Oi My Name is Paul McCartney’ has to be the greatest Beetles track of all time..

    Comment by Anonymous — September 22, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

  2. Look at this comment!

    “As for Tony Greenstein, I believe that the only correct British term to describe you best would be a wanker. You represent by far the lowest mental species that crawls the Earth as you spew out hate and incitement.”

    http://www.israelnewsagency.com/sirpaulmccartneytelavivisraelbeatlesjohnlennonpalestineislamicterrorismmusicconcerttonygreenstein48092208.html

    Comment by Jews Against Jews Against Zionism (JAJAZ) — September 22, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

  3. Jazaz, i am lost, are you referring to Tony or Mony?

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — September 22, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

  4. fuck’n brilliant!!!
    Auntie, it is great to see you back?
    How was the summer holiday in Tel Aviv?

    Moshik

    Comment by Anonymous — September 23, 2008 @ 11:29 am

  5. Roland Rance is an extraordinarily smelly piece of shit!

    — Paul McCartney

    Comment by paul mccartney — September 24, 2008 @ 11:49 am

  6. Paul, do you remember when we vowed never to consume anything with a ‘face’? And now you are going to top up the old coffers with money made from playing to the cannibalistic Israelis? Do Palestinians not have faces, Paul? If you go ahead and sell out like this, I am going to haunt your nuptial chambers with the screams of tortured Palestinian children, until kingdom come.

    Comment by Linda McCartney — September 24, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  7. Linda, I think his new Izzy-style arrangements might have been what he had to pay Heather to shut up about.

    Comment by milk cow blues — September 24, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

  8. Paul, Linda and Milky Cow
    This is a Jewish Zionist blog, behave yourself
    Rance and Gripstein are working for us. They are our best Sayanim.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — September 24, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  9. Tony, hey Tony

    My Mommy says I have to get home before dark so do you think we can finish killing off all the kulaks and Trotskyites before that?

    — Roland Rance, superhero of the working class

    Comment by roland rance — September 24, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

  10. Tranc’le, how many time do I ve to ask you not to expose our oigenda? Some Goyim may gibe a cook and get meshige.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — September 24, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

  11. Oi Paul’le was so nice to us in Tel Oviv yesterday, he said he had a message of peace but on stage he shouted “Shalom Tel Oviv…Shana Tova”…. this doesn’t sound like Arabic to me…

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — September 26, 2008 @ 9:26 am


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