Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

May 8, 2008

Mony’s search for identity

Filed under: anti-semitism, anti-zionism, identity, Jewish, Jews, Mony Gripstein, search, Tony Greenstein — auntieziona @ 8:32 pm

Hoy, I am so worried, everybody is giving Mony’le a hard time. The Zionists say he is a joke and the anti-Zionists ignore him because of his unlawful record. This is so horrible.

And if this is not enough, yesterday Auntie Shelomi went to the Hoydeon cinema in Swiss Cottage to see a film about Isroel and guess what!? She saw a film about Mony, where he is crying because he doesn’t know who he is anymore and what he stands for. He was so confused, my little darling Mony’le.

And to make it worse, in the film he calls himself Tony Greenstein as if he tries to assimilate! Unless, and please listen to me carefully, Tony and Mony are two different people. I have now looked at the film and I cannot make up my mind. Tony looks so much like Mony, and when he cries my cloptz turns in my bowels. They look like 2 drops of chicken soup, except for a wart which seems to be missing from Tony’s right nostril.

So I decided to put the clip up and to let you decide.

Is Mony Tony?

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6 Comments »

  1. You want to be careful – They may let Lenni Brenner loose on you and you wouldn’t want that because he is a noted author of fiction and Marxist garbage.

    Comment by Jews Agianst Jews Against Zionism (JAJAZ) — May 8, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  2. Well, I happened across your nephew this afternoon, Auntie Ziona. He was hunched over a salmon and cream cheese bagel in the deli, but he seems to have lost his appetite. He was a funny green colour, and confided that after spending weeks and weeks of his time doing nothing but hounding Blogger into shutting down the Peacepalestine blog, they went and opened it up again today. Obviously there’s not enough staff on our payroll there yet… all in good time, we’re working on the situation.

    But to do this on the very same day that Mary’le launched her new Palestine Think Tank with her friends, I think it’s all a bit too much for him. He was letting the waitor really have it. You should encourage him to take a short spell in the countryside, Auntie, it may calm his nerves.

    Comment by tRancie — May 9, 2008 @ 1:06 am

  3. Ok Tranzel,will send an email to the Brighton unemployed corner. Tell me something, just a bissale technical question. in Mac Mail program, can you send Gefiltefish as an attachment? I think Mony’le needs a double gefilte, and triple kugel to deal with all the zimess he had foolishly brought on himself. This man always get into Zoores.

    But I love him and admire the way he is always united against racism just like yourself my little wiki Tranzel.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — May 9, 2008 @ 8:13 am

  4. Jaja, Lennile is not a problem, he is one of us. I am just afraid that he may come up with 53 documents that prove my collaboration with Blooms. Then i am in a groyce balagan.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — May 9, 2008 @ 8:16 am

  5. Does Mony still say his revised prayers 3 times a day? You know, the one that begins:

    Shema Disapora, Karl Marx elohanu, Karl Marx ehad.

    Comment by Jews Against Jews Against Zionism (JAJAZ) — May 9, 2008 @ 8:42 am

  6. So funny, but the prayer is actually slightly different:
    Shema comrades , Karl Marx elohanu, Karl Marx ehad.

    But as you know, Progressive Judaism is very dynamic and flexible, thus the following:

    Shema capital, though Karl Marx elohanu, Credit Card ehad and it is in my pocket.

    Tzigale

    Comment by Anonymous — May 9, 2008 @ 9:03 am


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