Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

May 7, 2008


Filed under: Uncategorized — auntieziona @ 8:49 pm

The Israel flag waving proudly over Yerushalim, Israel with Hatikva, the national anthem playing. Israel is the true home of three religions – Judaism, Christian Zionists and Lebanese Christians Maronites which are all respected and protected. Israel is a magical place filled with rich Jewish history, culture and beautiful, long sandy polluted beaches. Excellent night life. Come to Israel! Oy oy oy oy Zion, oy oy oy oy Zion



  1. But why is the flag wobbling so much? It looks as is it’s about to fall over into sea!! I think if the camera went any lower we would see that horrible little Iranian man in the beige jacket trying to pull it down.

    Auntie, you didn’t realize it, you are innocent, but this film has an anti Semetic subtext. I think you should take it down before people (by that I mean Jews) start to complain

    Auntie Ethal

    Comment by Anonymous — May 8, 2008 @ 8:15 am

  2. Auntie, you don’t know me, probably because I’m not Jewish, but I have a confession, it is this: I think I love you. In fact I’m certain I love you. I cant stop thinking breathing, sleeping your warm humor, your boundless compassion, your ample bosom, your baking reportior, your sweet chubby chipmunk cheeks, your love of little lost Mony’le.

    Auntie would I jeopardize my gentlemanly credentials if I were to ask you if there happens to be an Uncle to little Mony? A male companion of any sort? Oh to bring you bagels in bed with a steaming cup of Fairtrade coffee….

    I am yours auntie. Please put me out of my misery. I implore you…

    Your secret Admirer XXXXXXXXX

    Comment by Anonymous — May 8, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

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