Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

May 5, 2008

Can Anyone Help Frank Zapstein?

Filed under: Frank Zappa, Frank Zapstein, Jewish, Jewish Princess, YouTube — auntieziona @ 12:20 am

I mean names….

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5 Comments »

  1. Sex sex sex is all you think about, Auntie. You won’t give me any information about The King that I kind of was interested int. Then you don’t even get back to me with the info on that nice Jewish boy you had in mind for me and there I was, describing myself for the entire world to see. I feel so vulnerable and exposed and this is the worse Jewish Dating service I’ve ever seen.

    Comment by geldenlox — May 5, 2008 @ 8:21 am

  2. Would Frank go for Golda Meir no doubt a dominant woman. Or may Barbara Streisand so they can talk about music or even having a duet. I personally find Deborah Lipstadt very sexy. Jewish woman is the third greatest invention after the wheel and the viagra.

    Francis

    Comment by Anonymous — May 5, 2008 @ 9:32 am

  3. Gelden’le look at the picture bellow and make your choice. Both sweaty Potty and gripper Mony are appearing as ‘available’ on our ‘Koisher progressive male stock’. If you need more details I can always publish some intimate details or even post some juicy links (subject to the British rehabilitation act). I assure you that they are both absolutely Koisher and working for us full time.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — May 5, 2008 @ 9:53 am

  4. I figured it out. You are a bunch-o-necrophiles. Two dead people, I’m so SURE!

    The King is hiding out on a secret island and only you know how to set me up with him, but then you tease me and tell me to go someplace else, and now this! Like I say, as a Jewish Dating service, it sucks.

    You want names of Nice Jewish Princesses? Ya won’t gettem because even Zappstein’s got it wrong. He says they don’t have to be rich, but what princess is it if she’s not rich?

    He wants Paris Hilton but just won’t admit it!

    Comment by geldenlox — May 5, 2008 @ 9:54 am

  5. So those two were the nice Jewish boys you had in mind? One of em looks retired and the other one never worked a day in his life and wants to strike gold by suing people.

    I want a man with steady income, or do you not realise what I mean? I bet Potty has to send all his Pension to his ex and the other one’s dole just does not cut it.

    Frank Z is dead and you are keeping The King under wraps. Ya gotta come up with better than that. How bout that Atzmon guy? Is he still available? I bet he still know how to steer a Merhav, so what could he do with my heart I leave to the imagination!

    Comment by geldenlox — May 5, 2008 @ 9:58 am


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