Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

April 28, 2008

After a short stay in America, where he attended two Seders, Michelangelo’s "David" returned to Italy…….

Filed under: Uncategorized — auntieziona @ 7:55 pm

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9 Comments »

  1. Poor David

    He can never see his little Schwantzle

    Comment by Anonymous — April 29, 2008 @ 8:49 am

  2. Good! Its better he will never be able to see his Goyisher unhigyenic Schwantle

    Comment by Anonymous — April 29, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

  3. Hey, don’t knock a bit of extra stuff on “The King”. I remember the last King, and his love handles were like an ocean of love to grab onto in my wildest dreams. His middle name wasn’t Aron (only one A but on his gravestone they wrote two…. )for nothing!

    The King is now leaving the building.

    Comment by Geldenlox — April 29, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

  4. Hey! I thought it was the Pope that just got back to Italy from his visits with Bush, Ground Zero and the Chief Rabbi of NYC.

    Talk about praying to the right altar.

    Comment by geldenlox — April 29, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  5. Goldy’le, you are far too clever for a Jewish traditional blog. Go somewhere else. I don’t like your sense of humor. You are a bigoit while we really try to unite against racism.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — April 30, 2008 @ 6:59 am

  6. what you kick me out for, Auntie Ziona? I’m sure not any Auntie Simone and I’m even a nice Jewish girl who found this site on a Goigle Search. I looked for “Jewish Dating” and this popped up. I thought that The King was the Date of the Day and now you go and rain on my love parade.

    I’m not looking forward to spending the resta my life as an alte moid, so what you go do to kick me off this site when I didn’t even get a response from the potential boychik.

    I feel very hurt. I hope you realise that you are forcing me to look into marrying out and that is the last thing I want to do to my poor mamme and tatechi.

    shame and shame and shame on you!

    Comment by geldenlox — April 30, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

  7. geldenlox i think I have somebody i could set you up with. Nobody wants to be a spinster & your mother didn’t teach you how to make chicken soup so that you could feed it to your 10 cats… Now describe yourself in ten words so that I can forward the information to the boy I have in mind. Oye maybe at last I can buy a hat & book the caterer!

    Comment by Anonymous — April 30, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

  8. Listen Golda’le, Mony told me that this is the way to run a Jewish blog,,, You have to pick on someone and then to drag him or her in the mud. You delete their comments and call them Nazis. Then, once your victims start to hate you, you blame them for being antisemites…remember we hate everyone just because it helps us to know who we are. Nowadays it is the Arabs, before it was the Russians, and the Germans…Americans maybe next.. but foirst we have to make friends with China.

    The fact that you are Jewish is your problem. Deal with it or contact Auntie problem page once it is set up. Remember, we are not racist, we hate everyone, we are united against racism.

    Comment by Auntie Ziona — April 30, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

  9. This is a really bad Jewish dating service and you are a failure as a shadchen lady! I knew I should have just stuck with the ads that are posted on Haaretz, but I don’t want to end up with someone who is a progressive or G-d forbid a leftist. I’m a Likudnik deep down and when I’m feeling a bit frisky, I’d even go a bit Kadima, but not too much. They are just too soft on our enemies.

    Ten words that describe me you want? What’s this boychik like that you got in mind? He has a good job?

    If he has a nice job, tell him I’m
    1) blond-ish (when my colour comes back in stock).
    2) Pear shaped (upside down, but boychiks like big shoulders to cry on and big melons to squeeze when they are happy).
    3) My house is not a balagan.
    4) Talkative.
    5) I can shut up too.
    6) Still a member of JPUK.
    7) I know how to show my love for Israel and all Israelis who haven’t come home to Israel yet.
    8) I hope the boychik’s Israeli cause I will make Aliyah for him.
    9) Devoted to his mother.
    10) Still a virgin.

    Will that be enough? So make sure you only think of a good one, you.

    Comment by geldenlox — April 30, 2008 @ 7:31 pm


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