Auntie Ziona Against Auntie Simone

April 23, 2008

Oi Ken: Diss the Jooos, We’ll make you loose!

I am so happy with our Board of Deputies and their smear campaign against this Mayor Ken Livingstein. At the end of the day, it is us the Jewish people who suffered for at least 2000 years, it is down to us to decide who should run London and what is left of the British Empire. This Jew-hater Livingstein is an horrible man, a communist who wants to share everything, a multi-race apologist, a supporter of Palestine liberation and an Arab-lover in general . We should have destroyed him a long time ago.

Think about the congestion charge, what a dreadful anti-Semitic idea! It doesn’t make any sense to me that innocent Jews from Golders Green and Hendon, people who survived the Holocaust as well the Inquisition and the destruction of the temple should have to pay any money when driving into town. We are not like the apathetic English People who eat bacon and read the Sun, we are different from these Caribbean people who shake their booty in Notting Hill once a year. We, the Jewish people are real victims, with real scars and real agony to do with our real disastrous past.

Thanks God for our leaders and our people in media and academia who got together and decided to destroy this mayor Livingstein. If we want to run this country, we should first take its capital. Then we decide what to do with the rest. It has been done before. If our Americans brothers can do it, no reason why we shouldn’t give it a go.

But may I tell you the truth. Initially, I was slightly worried because of the Independent Jewish Voices. I was afraid that these Independent kosher Voices, who promised to defy the all voice of the Board of Deputies, would rush to rescue this Amalek Mayor Livingstein. But, guess what, they did nothing for the mayor. Nothing, nada, zilch! I tell you why, because even our Independent ‘vocal’ brothers and sisters know deep in their heart that what is good for the Jews is good for humanity. Maybe they ain’t that independent after all.

Together against Racism


  1. Hey Tante… I have to say that I agree with you here. The IJV haven’t done anything at all as far as I’ve heard about …. anything at all. Just a lot of self-promotional stuff the first week, a bit of suspicion that it would go that way from a few who have seen these groups come and go (anyone remember ACME?), then nighty night.

    Comment by thecutter — April 23, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

  2. Auntie, your dedicated nephew again…

    It’s not for nothing we slog away all week at various unemployment centers. I believe we owe ourselves a little treat on Friday nights, don’t you? So it’s a date for Shabbat, is it? I’ll bring Trancie as promised, you provide a couple of kugels and some challah, and we can have a little token argument about Ken Livingstein.

    Trancie already heard in advance about your chicken soup and classic gefilte fish, and I can promise you, the way to a man’s Wiki is through his stomach! Trancie says he’s an atheist, but if there’s one thing he believes in, it’s a good kosher dinner with like-minded fellows.

    If one of us can manage to pilfer a bottle or two of decent wine, I may even whisper in your ear what Independant Jewish Voices is really all about. I see you’ve more or less got it figured out already. That’s what I love about Jewish women, brains as well as beauty.

    Dearest Auntie Ziona, to be clutched against your heaving bosom is to find myself in the promised land… If only there were more real women like you in Brighton, a woman who turns a house into a home, I would be a happy man. Until Friday….

    Comment by Mony'le — April 24, 2008 @ 3:51 am

  3. Mony’le… remember, she is your Auntie, after all!

    JIV is busy demonstrating that “The Israelis want peace” and that they are more dovish than their govt. What precisely peace means (leave me in peace!) is however not quite tampered with. Funny, all the polls are from 2006! Didn’t we have a Lebanon War since then?

    These voices should update themselves and their site a bit more frequently. But then again, they don’t need to… one of their “signatories” is Mony’le himself who prides himself on closing down Pro-Palestinian blogs (“you are not Palestinian”, he says) never claimed that honour, to be honest…. because they offend him. Yes, because they offend HIM!

    This is the Independent Voice, independent as in “me, me, me!”

    You wouldn’t try to go harassing my blog now, would you, AZ?

    Comment by peacepalestine — April 24, 2008 @ 7:18 am

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