Oy gevalt, our humanist Elie Wiesel, who managed to survive the Shoa, is one of the many victims of this mishuggah gonif, Madoff.
Elie’le was bargaining on a groisse metziah, but instead he landed up with bupkis.
I am soi concerned for at least two reasons:
1. The Goyim may start to wonder why, if Elie is such an ethical human being, he gave all his gelt to such a no-goodnik swindler.
2. I am soi afraid that having lost all his gelt, Elie’le will also lose his faith in Jewish innocence. He may even stand up and throw his shoes at Madoff when he starts to understand where anti-Semitism comes from!
Oi ever, I have just seen this clip on Mary’le’s website, Palestine Shtick Tank, made by a Jordanian academy award winner, Mustafa Abu Fellini.
Obviously, even these islamofasicts can see that our Elie’le is a real mensch.
United Against Anti-Semitism
Bupkis (bup-kiss) – literally, beans. Colloquially, nothing. “You’re gonna sue me?! You know what you’ll get!!?? Bupkis!”
Gelt – gold, money
Gonif (gon-niff) – thief, dishonest person, embezzler, unscrupulous businessman
Goyim – the non-Chosen, the gentiles
Groisse – big, large
Metziah (metz-see-yah) – bargain, often used sarcastically. “They were having a sale on shoes, marked down from $800 to a mere $600. They call that a metziah? When they’re $25 a pair, then I’ll buy them!”
Mensch – a decent human being, a good, honest person who always takes the high road. Being called a mensch is the ultimate compliment.
Mishuggah (mish-shug-uh) – crazy, nuts, loony-tunes.
No-goodnik - a worthless piece of humanity.
Oy gevalt – an expression of dismay
